ICU2 Jerry Jerry

Never ever seen a dumber collection of footballers. Almost feel sorry for the club, you can't test for processing power at AFL level untill you draft them. Chaos ball (when it was still a thing) suited our collective morons and there in lies the false hope. We are absolutely, unequivocally [censored]

I was laughing at the idiots suggesting we needed a rebuild . . . But . . . We drafted a hell of a lot of "see ball get ball" types that also happen to be dumb. The runners at least used to help these players setup properly and identify trends. We're absolutely cooked now without them. I was wrong.

Brayshaw, Petracca trade. Can't kick or make a proper decision. So tired of "potential"

Pathetic wiederman

Absolute idiots. Our team IQ is the worst in the league by 20 points

How at AFL level you can drop that mark . . . Disgusting

Jones again. No man's land trotting. Didn't commit to pressure the ball carrier, didn't commit to the goalsquare target. Can't cop this [censored] from a captain

Jones. Butchering every possession. Done

Salem and May have been our most important today

Deluded

Smith can get in the bin. How he's playing ahead of BP is astonishing. [censored] club

Impotent. Absolute basketcase. The competition has moved from chaos back to skill based football . . . We didn't draft for this. We're so cooked It's not funny.

Our coaching dept is stubborn and dumb with the fritsch back thing. And while I'm at it, Brayshaw kicking on his left at every opportunity is winding me up. He butchers it on the left

Fritsch is NOT a defender

The Petracca ball drop from 38,000ft got the result

We made 5 errors in 1 passage of play and kicked a goal.

Marks inside 50: Melb 4 GWS 965

Omac might not be strong in the contest, but at least he is really slow

10 marks inside 50 we've given up already. Absolutely disgusting

We are pathetic in the air

Breaks your heart

Dumbest AFL list ever assembled

Developing an urge to punch Petracca

So dumb!!!!!!!! We're a chaos team that relies on one touch fast hands and we don't use grip. We have a collection of dumb players

Brayshaw. Just use the grippo. That's what it's for.