I have always felt the answer to the whole struggling club merger / relocation problem is the introduction of new teams to the league.
If we had a competition of 18 (or I think 20 is better) teams then Melbourne won't feel so much like we have too many clubs here and the league will also be more balanced. Also if the league is split in two it will increase the chances to play in finals and thus create more revenue for teams.
Also we will get alot more games to watch and even watching other teams is better than nothing.. (like in summer - I am so bored without footy!!)
So I say bring it on - 1 more in Sydney, Gold Coast, Tasmania and maybe one more in Perth??