Lord Travis

If loading has cost us a top four finish in our premiership window, then it was a [censored] waste of time.

Cripps should get minimum two weeks. Wasn’t a marking contest, he chose to leap and then bump head high, and he didn’t extend his arm to try and spoil the ball. Ah Chee was concussed and will miss two weeks now under concussion protocols. Should be 3-4 weeks, but will get two. Anything less and it’s blatant corruption from the AFL trying to protect a star player from a team they want in finals.

Our inside 50 conversion rate was 4% above AFL average last night. As poor as it looked at times, we scored fine. We lost because their conversion was 16% higher than AFL average. We defended poorly all across the ground, especially defensive 50. This was a defensive loss, not an offensive one. The coaches would be furious we got into another shootout instead of slowing the game down and controlling it. It’s a failure on their part that they weren’t able to get the players to do that. I was sitting near the bench, and last night is the most animated and angry I can remember seeing Goodwin.

Really disappointed with the lost and feel like we’ve failed another test. We’re not as good as we were last year and we can’t seem to hold leads and run out games when the heat is on. That said, Collingwood 2022 are the luckiest team in history. What they’re achieving is a statistically anomaly. Fans and media can bang on all they want about their spirit etc but data says they’re lucky and there’s no rhyme or reason for their winning. To be second on the ladder heading into the second last round with a percentage of 106 is mental. No team has ever won a match when they’ve lost disposals by +80, clearances by 20+, inside 50s by 20+, contested possession by +20, uncontested possession by +50, contested marks +4, same disposal efficiency. The only stats they won were tackles and free kicks. Last night was basically a statistical impossibility. If that game was played another ten times over they wouldn’t win again and would lose by an average of 6-7 goals most times. Credit to them for never giving up, but what they’re doing is luck and unsustainable. If they somehow win the flag, it can only be considered a miracle (or travesty). They are not worthy. Anyway, we reload and go again against Carlton next week. They’ve been in pretty poor form, so if we lose to them then it’s real alarm bells leading into finals. We need to get back to our defensive gamestyle and take control of the game. No more shoot outs ever again for this team unless we recruit some serious front 50 weapons in future.

So the Pies coach and players have all said in interviews they talked about it and used it as motivation. Why did Ed give them ammo?!

Loading back on again this week eh

One trick pony got the job done. We knew exactly what they’d try to do and we let them do it. We’re a defensive team who can’t win a shootout, yet we let the game unfold that way anyway. This was a supremely disappointing effort from the coaching group. They’ve got work to do now as top two is likely gone. [censored] what a let down.

This wasn’t a Melbourne game from the start. What a [censored] disappointment. Coaches have work to do. No more shoot outs. [censored] this type of game off. Lock it down.

WIN A CONTEST YOU WEAK [censored]

Jackson has been poor again. Kozzie can’t get near it.

We’re done. It feels awful.

The players and Goody all said in interviews that alarm bells were ringing in the dogs game at half time. Apparently they learnt nothing. We’re in another shootout and we’re on the ropes. Even if we win from here, the coaches have work to do to get our brand back for finals.

At the ground it feels like we’re gonna get done here. They’re coming at us and we let this game move this fast from the start. Coaches would be ropeable.

Kozzie needs to stay down for the crumb. I don’t have the best view, but he seems to be flying in packs repeatedly for some reason.

Insane efficient from Pies has kept them in this. Logic says this isn’t sustainable for them, but [censored] their entire winning streak is an anomaly and shouldn’t be sustainable.

Goody is furious on the bench. Could see him screaming at players to move into the corridor. Don’t blame him. Despite being up, this isn’t how we want to play. Dogs game all over again.

Pathetic defending that transition.

Hunt copped a head knock. He’s struggling but medicos aren’t going out to him.

They’re scoring everytime they go inside 50 it feels like! Defense not holding up at all.

[censored] hell Max. Sort your [censored] out. That’s unacceptable from a league footballer. Get a proper kicking routine for gods sake

Entertaining quarter to watch, but a [censored] shocking quarter from us with how we want to play. This isn’t a Melbourne game and we need to control it more or we’ll struggle in a shoot out again.

Need to slow this one down. It’s the Doggies game all over again. Despite being up, this is not a Melbourne game and we’ll lose if this keeps up.

Max will struggle as a full time forward later in his career with his current goal kicking!

Christ Collingwood supporters are insufferable idiots. Max getting his head belted and no free

Good crowd pouring in. Cmon Dees let’s bury these toothless centrelink [censored]!