The Backyard Charizard

Are you serious?? Who the hell are you?? I am a passionate Melbourne Football Club Member who donates a healthy portion to the club each year, and buys memberships for each of my family members.... I live in Adelaide, I drive a ute around that is covered in Melbourne stickers, and has a Melbourne number plate.... I rock up to Footy Park wearing my Melbourne guernsey when Melbourne aren't even playing, just to barrack for the opposition... If I wish to crack jokes, have the odd whinge and talk a bit of BS on my favourite website.... Then I will.... Come here and try and drag me away from my computer.... I dares ya!

HaHa.... I prefer http://thingsboganslike.com/2011/06/20/232-bundaberg-rum/

The same could be said about my life as a Dees supporter

I also have confidence in the end result, I am just unsure of what our list will look like when the end arrives

Maybe the ONE and only pre-season drill we should try next year is "Touch" Footy....

Wow.... Can't believe we are looking at getting a "Forever Out Jostled" sponsor When will we take this sport seriously at Melbourne

You are old enough to remember premierships.... I have been to 2 floggings on the greatest day of the year.... I want what you have had so I can come on here and tell people to calm down when we are getting flogged by the bottom team

Still waiting for him to get pubes.... The kid is young.... Domination is a ways off....

It is a practice match for BOTH sides.... One who some claim can really improve and finish near or possible scrape into the eight.... And one who most people around the country believe will finish near the bottom 2.... Which one is which?? Practice match or not.... I played in many a pre-season match during my amatuer career but I didn't leave my testicles in the locker room! Footy is footy!.... People say we are trying to work on new structures..... That would wash with me if Jones was in the ruck, Jamar was at full back and Frawley was at full forward.... New structures is no excuse for [censored] poor efforts at the pill.... I dare anyone to tell me I am wrong.....

The unwashed booing the umpires.... Why do I choose to live here in Adelaide?? Unfortunately Melbourne don't pay my wage.... Although, maybe they should.... I am more passionate than some who are already on benefits from the MFC

Look at the stats on AFL.com.au That is all the commentary you need.... I don't wish to comment.... I am laughing to hard at the commentary to mask the pain

I'm not sure it's in his nature to fight it when others come at him.... Oh no you didn't!

If we were dishing out this hiding to them, I am at a loss to imagine what the commentary would be like.... Would there be silence? Or would there be uncontrollable crying???

That makes me so angry what you just said there..... I wish I could dispute it.... But alas.... I cannot

Thorpe update.... Did he make the final??

I swear he just said they have doubled North Melbourne's score..... This is [censored] funny

My signature says it all..... Oh how I wish I could fly....

Jones could be a massive improver this year.... The next Dane Swan in a few years.... Will be handy to deliver the ball to Clark and any other forward we have developed who gives a toss....

Funny stuff

I have a feeling that we could possibly see a record in the AFL this year.... I'm not sure what the highest percentage of goals for the team in a year by one player is, but he may challenge it in 2012...

We are clawing back.... LOL

And if it is "hysterical" to be getting flogged stupid and made to look like school kids by a team who many predict to be bottom 2 or 3... Then book me in at the Insane Asylum!!

I don't care what anyone says.... It IS exciting when your team is winning.... Regardless of the game.... We are so starved of this phenomena knows as EXCITEMENT that we have forgotten how good it actually feels! I for one F'ing miss it!!

We can only hope that if indeed we are flooding (which is what was said) that Neeld & Co. are just using this quarter to try a few things they have been working on over the pre-season to minimize our thrashings.... Because realistically, with the age/skill of our list, it will happen a few times during the year....