Deestroy All

Grand final is about to start. I heard The Rolling Stones and Beyoncé are the half time entertainment.

I prefer this format. I won’t be watching the season proper. See you all for a weekend next year!

We're so boring now.

We still bangin on about this [censored] boot camp? We need to go out and prove we’re harder! Lol, please. Probably the hardest group of players we’ve fielded for 20 years, and probably the smartest. Not wanting to waste valuable preseason time carrying bricks so some army barracks can build a new bbq. I really fear that not training for Vietnam, Viney and Oliver will suddenly become marshmallows and get bullied by the likes of Bryce Gibbs.

The players had a meeting and decided they will not be training. Ever.

If the lack of food and nutrition at the camp is true, I wouldn’t go back either. These are pro athletes tuning their bodies for a gruelling season. Sounds like an amateur operation.

“After listening to feedback from players... decided to scrap it.” It’s hardly rioting. Non issue. If North Korea decide to invade while we’re 20 points up against Geelong, this might come back to bite us.

He should hope it’s not us they play on grand final day then. Boak is the only one that shows up against us. And to win a flag you need to beat top sides, which Hinkley never does.

Awesome.

Clayton Oliver will do awesome handballs. Lewis will needlessly lose his feet. Tomald will kick more goals than Hogan. Gawn will make funny comments. AFLX will be such a raging success that Ronaldo, Messi, LeBron, Jarryd Hayne, Winx, Mayweather and Tonya Harding will all sign on for 2019. ANB top 5 b&f.

I hope Jason Taylor doesn’t read this thread. He’ll be kicking himself when he realises he could’ve simply drafted the next David Neitz.

Palms are sweaty.

Cop that!

He's mates with my cousin so I've always kept an eye him. Definite no thanks from me. Decent VFL player at best.

In today's market we'd get 15 first round picks.

That was brilliant. Loved it. Complete opposite to what I expected, he loves to talk! I look forward to the follow up next week.

Tim Watson is the stupidest [censored] in footy, and there's a lot of competition. How anyone can take one of the worst coaches in history seriously when he talks tactics is beyond me. The most impressive thing he does is turn the word Essendon into a one syllable slur.

Lol yeah I'm sure the Watts lovers are a fearsome bunch.

Pick 12 for Charlie Cameron LOL. Good little player and I like him, but come on. Cameos in the best forward line in the comp, and they want pick 12? The [censored] outta here. I really liked the Crows, round 23 and the GF and tough guy Tex have changed that. May the wheels keep falling off.

And because he only plays well against us. Another step to building a dynasty that can beat North one time.

I want success now. This helps. Whingers gunna whinge.

We needed him most when we were 7 goals down. He stood up and did his job. We needed leaders in the last. Blame them. The kids aren't the problem.

Problem is we're the Melbourne football club and never fail to fail, and disappoint. They were harder, faster and wanted it more. Every get out quick scrubber kick went to them, because they played in front and were more switched on. We showed some guts for about 10 minutes. 10 minutes of false hope. The rest was gutless [censored]. Gawn has been absolutely [censored] by this ruck rules [censored]. Shades of Jeff White with the centre circle brought in. For the love of god, trade Tyson.

None of them want to play finals. Jones has never been worse. Hibberd and Lewis can't hit targets. Tomald back to being a complete goose of a [censored]. Gawn no longer knows how to ruck, he's a training pad. Tyson is rubbish. Hunt can't grab a simple ball. Lost to Buckley with his worst side possibly ever. Well done