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layzie

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Everything posted by layzie

  1. It would be nice to play well for a bit
  2. Good kick Petty. Just happy someone executed a fundamental skill
  3. Life's too short to waste a Saturday night
  4. You knew we would not kick the first
  5. Square peg round hole
  6. Insipid. That is all I have to say. I don't want to get in trouble but this team is [censored] right now and no amount of knight in shining armour positive Demonland grandstanding losers can tell me otherwise. If you played this game tonight 10 times I'd say at least 8 of them would go exactly the same way. We fall into the trap of thinking a new week brings new hope and promise to turn things around but none of that happens right now, there is no hope. We have come out 4 weeks in a row as limp as a charity wristband and it takes 5 minutes to register a tackle. The ball bobbles everywhere like we've never touched a footy before and the opposition's uncontested possession count goes up like an odometer. Why should we even turn up next week? There's no evidence at all that it will change. 6 smalls in a forward 50 is almost a sackable offence. We have no idea how to stop the slow and patient ball movement and this was the best you could come up with? Great coaching from Scott getting Setterfield to man up Oliver at stoppages. Setterfield might be best on ground right now. Sparrow is living up to his moniker of 100 games without a Brownlow vote, no-where to be seen. Fritsch can't get near it. Chandler, Spargo, Henderson useless. 7.4% inside 50 efficiency. That's 2 goals from 27 I50s. And for you umpire fans guess what? We lead the free count 10-5. We stink, no-one knows what they're doing. Good luck.
  7. I'm with you 100%
  8. Worst move he's made since Omac up forward
  9. These last two weeks have been the worst of his coaching career. 6 smalls up forward is insanity
  10. We have 6 smalls in the forward line so by all means bomb it.
  11. Spargo ffs
  12. Setterfield is killing it right now. Playing Oliver tight at stoppages and then breaks away immediately. He has 11 touches to Oliver's 6
  13. We have to be the most selfish team right now
  14. Not a mark Edit: Sorry, free kick
  15. Comedy of errors
  16. Trac with a bit more intent
  17. Thank you Salem for lowering the eyes
  18. That was embarrassing. -39 disposals -4 clearances -33 uncontested possessions -10 in tackles I'm done with giving these guys a chop out. If you don't want to work hard on matchday then [censored] off
  19. So yourself a favour, don't expect a tackle to stick
  20. This is a joke
  21. Oliver has 1 touch..
  22. May pinged something. [censored]
  23. It's the same each week. We have the ball handling skill of an under 14s team. 4 tackles to Essendon's 11 so far despite getting tanned in the possession count. Wonder who wants it more? This club just doesn't give you hope right now and a new week doesn't seem to change that.
  24. [censored] stuff from Fritsch
  25. Clean hands from Kozzie!

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