daisycutter

uncle, just remember what faulty said "don't mention pol pot"

and a happy 25th of december to all demonlanders the 2017 season can't come quick enough

earl, i'd imagine doing very nicely in one of many tax havens

one man's hell is another woman's heaven, bub

and now for something completely different......................(spoken with an american accent (lol)..... An engineer dies and goes to hell. After a while, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort there and starts designing and building improvements. After a while, hell has air conditioning, flushing toilets, water fountains and escalators - making the engineer a pretty popular guy. One day God phones Satan up and asks with a sneer: “Hey buddy, how’s it goin down there?” Satan snickered back, “Things are going great actually. We’ve got air conditioning, flush toilets, escalators and the works. Hell, there’s no telling what this engineer guy is gonna come up with next.” God replies, “What? You’ve got an engineer? That’s a mistake - he should never have been sent there; send him back up.” To which Satan replied, “No way dude. I like having an engineer on staff, I’m keepin him.” God retorted, “Send him up here or I’ll sue.” Satan laughs loudly and answers, “Yeah, right. And just where are you gonna find a lawyer?”

essington obviously

dog is having a stomach pump as we speak............last resort

......and puke

i see myself in a vision. there is a bright circular light hovering over my head, and through the mist i can see thousands, maybe millions of white robed people on their knees staring at me ........ then i wake up with a thud as my head hits the floor

fixed

fixed

i look forward to biffo vs keith the foreman

do the usual bypass paywall trick by pasting this text (minus quotes) into google "tv show the block eyes off st kildas notorious gatwick hotel"

try edited one in op

Biffo to star on 'the block' or will he be evicted by Channel 9? http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/victoria/tv-show-the-block-eyes-off-st-kildas-notorious-gatwick-hotel/news-story/159f8fef51542bb993ecb97df4b0fc73

it is no coincidence that there is no "a", "f" or "l" in integrity, wyl

#dogatemymedal

could not make this stuff up

6 pages in today's hun on the brownlow (re)awards. not one article by the chief hun football writer, slobbo..........expect he's working on a big jobe sympathy piece

don't forget misogynist pedophiles. they didn't have tfs either, which would be in their favour

seems cricket is also into the "great bloke" syndrome, kiwi player called colin de grandhomme

i'm sure athen's slave population would agree, biiffo, and not forgetting the women of athens too. does sound rather practical, but.

ploiz ixplain

it's even simpler and weirder, r&b. change the 'm' to 'o' and you get 'Roosey'

all roads lead to burwood need i say more.....an oasis in a sea of the uncouth