GawnOfTheDead

I generally text anyone who barracks for the team who just lost to us, and rub it in. When we lose, they’ll always message me too, but Ill pretend I didn’t receive their messages due to poor reception… I also will enjoy my wine and cheese platter more after a win (naturally). 🍷 🧀

Carlton are like Koutas attempted political career, miserable fail.

Yep. Still performed quite well for being down. Good on the big fella. You could see he was pushing through whatever was going on, but my god did he look buggered. It’s how I imagine Kahlani White is feeling with his glandular fever.

Langford looked gassed. I reckon he’s recovering from illness. He looked absolutely buggered even in the first.

How does King fix stability, having his players being able to stay close to teams in the first quarter? There are certainly glimpses of great gameplay from R1 and R3. How can king have this be more consistent?

How bloody good. Carlton are the best in the AFL at true capitulation.

Petty out, for anyone, literally. Other than that, clearly got it in the bag 🙃

I’m using my missus phone, mine was put in the oven at 240 degrees, fan forced. Off to apple for another.

I said in the pregame, we should win, they always fall off hard. But we have to be better. Simply not good enough.

I’d give them 3 to get rid of that useless [censored]

[censored] trade the useless [censored]. Can’t believe we didn’t give him to Adelaide.

Send pics!

Fair. I only saw it late. Refused to watch Freo or today based off scoreline. My eyes are still broken from last two years with Goodwin.

Two rounds ago, brother. We just aren’t mentally fit.

Petty is a wet noodle. My 91 year old grandma would kick 6 on Petty.

Imagine giving up 2.2 to a defender, being Mitch McGovern. Bloody embarrassing.

JVR ain’t no forward either. Trade him for someone who’s got a clue.

7 I think he’s got.

Koz starting on the bench?! King might have lost the plot.

I don’t get how you can play like we did against the Saints, executing, fast play style and then you come and do this. Bloody embarrassing. The should be ashamed of their performance. God do we miss the likes of Trac, May and Oliver of olden times. Sure they butched the ball, but at least they got some of it. Even in their form last year, they would get more touches than this insipid midfield. We have a bunch of soft players, who are all mentally weak.

Yes.. that’s why I said soon. Twit.

Can’t believe the hangers on you, to actually want to watch. I refuse.

You know when the football is atrocious when the radio commentators aren’t talking about the game and just talk about random things and football is hardly mentioned. I refuse to turn on kayo to watch, same as Fremantle game.

To be expected when you remove your whole midfield, regardless if it was the right decision (which it was). Going to be a hard few years.