Ghostwriter

We actually went out of our way to find this sort of establishment. We don’t have indoor voices.

Might get him on a flogger.. MY flogger, and I’ll take it easy up the back of the bay. 😁

There’s nothing gentle about our bay. If LFS’s son and his mates want gentle they should avoid the Bay of Carnage, a place where eyeballs aren’t valued and all heads are fair game.

Son and his mates will know they’re alive 😅

And that’s just the first quarter 🤭 I’m front row flogging today, I’ll need 3 Red Bulls just to lift the friggen thing!

I sure am, big spook. On my way to the airport. Gonna see our beloved Dees have a fair crack today and just like Geelong and Freo we’re gonna unexpectedly win on the road! YEAH THE MIGHTY DEES!!! PS how bloody good was last night’s demolition of Essendon?!?!?! Me and my fellow nuffie cheer squad buddy watched the first half at Young and Jackson’s and the second half at the Duke Of Wellington and this morning we’re counting our blessings that we didn’t get our heads punched in 😂 Essendon fans have no sense of humour 😅 Geez Louise I’m not thinking straight… Geelong winning wasn’t unexpected at all coz Port 🤭

I haven’t been out celebrating a friend’s birthday but I find your poem funny 😄

You left out handsome 😝 Soz but not a week goes by where a teenage girl doesn’t ask me to say hi to Riv, or get something signed by Riv or just earbashes me about her undying love for Riv.

Not to be confused with the Josh ‘twinkle-toes’ Kennedy routine. What a great KPF he was.

Marchbank’s hand not touching the ball is what I still see in my nightmares.

Who said we can’t question selection integrity? Many people on here question selection integrity and don’t get called out for the way in which they go about it (nor the frequency). Maybe you should read the room occasionally.

This is the most boring close game I’ve ever watched.

I’d have to fire up the DeLorean and go back 50 years, right?

Dunstall (prematch): “This game is huge!” Huge? It’s 10th vs 14th. Why can’t a game just be a game? I’d love to see a round where all nine games are just games.

Wrong thread, PF. Maybe you could start a new thread called something like We Are Sooooo Dead