Ghostwriter

Ok, I’ve remembered a clean joke. I think I’ve already posted it on here years ago but since it’s the only clean joke I know, here ‘tis… A young British guy had three mates over for dinner at his mum’s house. Mum brings out a sumptuous roast chicken and places it on the table. She picks up the carving knife and says to the first of her son’s friends, “Which football team do you go for?” The lad says, “West Ham United.” Mum carves a slice from the left side of the chicken and serves it to him. “And which football team do you go for?” Mum asks the second lad.” The boy replies, “I go for East Ham United” so Mum carves a slice from the right side of the chicken for him. Mum asks the third lad, “Which football team do you go for?” “Arsenal” replied the boy, “But I’m not hungry, thanks.”

Sitting here with this thread open about to type a joke and just realised I don’t know any jokes, not even one, that isn’t dirty. Not one. 🤭

We love you too, Little Goffy ❤️ Enjoy the reunion with your wife and baby Sam (littler Goffy?)

Didn’t need to, Bangerz. Although I did toy with the idea of PM-ing @Timothy Reddan-A'Blew in a “phone a friend” manner. 🤭 Considered you as well but knew you wouldn’t budge. 😁

YAY! With 10 minutes ‘til the deadline, I’ve finally worked it out! Never mind me, I’m just thinking aloud.

Far out. I shouldn’t even have been selected for this match. Even with this gimme clue I can’t see the answer 😭

Again... No. Give us a proper clue ffs Please

Incidentally, why is cranky Franky out in the middle with you? How come he gets to bat so high up the order? Has he even made a single run? Does he automatically get to go for a drink in the rooms without even having to attempt this diabolical puzzle? 😡 Consider me out for a duck Good day, Sir 🤨

No.

WAITING FOR A CLUE!

I’m just as gutted as you are about Clarry leaving, possibly more so. But he’s gone, there’s no changing that. What good does it do to be so angry with Kingy? Him being our coach is also something that ain’t gonna change. Therefore, as a genuine Melbourne supporter you should try to embrace all these changes because this is what we’ve got now, there’s no alternative. It’s understandable that you’re still devastated about Claz (I also am) but you shouldn’t direct your frustration and anger towards one person, especially when that one person is our senior coach.

No one is implying he’s on par with any of those you mention, but ffs maybe stop rubbishing him so much and save your judgment for what you see after this preseason. You endlessly bagged the sch!tt outta Goody for selections (along with pretty much everything else) and now you’re effectively already doing the same to Kingy before he’s even coached a game.

Besides, people can’t have their cake and eat it too. Folks laud AJ’s “mongrel” and how he makes his physical presence felt, but at the same time label him a suspension risk.

This is THE BEST news in this thread, better than any other news imaginable, and that includes me and @kryton101 having a grandchild. Not together of course coz that’d be weird but you know what I mean. 😁

Little Sam is keeping you up at night? Helenka feeds herself and has done for a while, but yesterday she had to be hand-fed. Any attempt to “disarm” her was met with a perfectly honed you’re gonna have to prise these outta my cold dead hands look. 😅