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You're right Redleg. I'm pretty wasted right now.

I live overseas but have been enjoying a brief sojourn in back in Oz of late. The highlight of my trip so far has been my introduction to the bullet ninga-whizzo bizzo, I used to mock it's solesonic microactive blade technology but now I'm a convert. The trick is to freeze the bananas before-hand.

Insightful Gary. Done deal then.

Ba-hum.

Tell us more. I've been adding vanilla essence and cinnamon to mine but perhaps just throwing the chaser in the mix is the go. And then chasing it with an additional chaser of course.

Drunk? Just a renowned podophiliac from what I've heard.

He's kept some known accumulators down to very low possession counts. I wonder if they are season lows in most instances.

Shovel-work when too warm can give rise to a nasty case of ballaratinal chancroids.

Exactly. It's relative. But if he attracts that offer do we keep him i.e. - match it? And up until what point do we match?

The debate over Garland still isn't being framed correctly. It's not simply a matter of keep/don't keep by arguing his merits or otherwise and overlooking a relative determinant. I'll ask again. Would we be happy if the club were to trade a second round pick for a 'Garland' on half a mil a year?

Is this thread about delisting Gawn or trading in NicNat? I'm confused.

Again, for how much money? (Keeping in mind the potential compo also)? Would you be happy if the club recruited Garlo for a second rounder on half a mil a year?

Need goal-kicking mids. Tyson has gone quiet and Jones and Vince are so so.

Gospel for me.

Prestia and Motlop. Inside and out. If Howe and a second-rounder bagged DP ( highly doubtful in my mind) then we could score both no? Prestia I think an early first and Motlop a late first - 15ish+ Can we juggle it?

I reckon Col would make a great Gaelic footy player. He has an Irish posture. Anyone we can trade for from Eire?

Rumours? I've already mentally banked it.

They're a bit like a banana - peel off the skin and . . . (insert comment here).

But on banana-related issues I currently have hundreds of them. They all sprouted at the same time and I'm not sure what to do with such a cache (though I can definitively state that you should never wipe up the sap with a sponge). There's only so many smoothies a man can take. Contrary to common conceptions, banana trees are actually non-regenerating plants. I'm going to send off the scraps to the elephant up the road. The question is though, should I replant?

*K-nob. The filter should be lifted for at least this thread. Enter at you own sensibilities.

Boycott is a bit of a [censored]. 'Well, I think the Australians will have to bat again if they don't make 'em follow on'

Draftees? When is a player no longer a draftee or are they always so if not traded in?

Somewhere back around the late 90's teams started to win premierships off half-back. Our slingshot seems to be jammed.

True. It's all relative.

Biff here in the No T$ No BS safe-haven: I am a better person than most of you now. And you should all know that. Biff moonlighting over in the 'Do you Realise How Big it is?' thread: We need to [censored] all over their chests and rub it in with our hands and then kick them out of the hotel.