Rodney Grunter

Good short-term option. Comes from a successful side - nice leadership injection - and also a first round pick (98). I'd take him for Trav for sure.

This really pi$$es me off. Particularly because besides Essendon, we are the most successful Victorian finals team in the last ten years (for numbers made). Sure, we haven't had a flag and faltered coming up to the finish line in a number of those years - but what the fu*k has Richmond done in the last 20 years? Doggies with all their talent? Saints with all their talent? That's it, I'm e-mailing this bastard.

Man, I know everyone loves this guy, but the day I joined Demonland there was a debate about the merit of his comments and everyone defended him saying he loved to fu*k around. This comment doesn't sound like he is taking the pi$$, and is pure rubbish. Dude, K Bradley is as bad as everyone thinks. If not, it is because he is worse.

Kepler Bradley is simply not fast enough to compete in the AFL. I don't mean leg speed, his decision-making processes are an absolute joke. Think how many times hwe's been wrapped up or he has telegraphed a hospital handpass for interception. I would almost go as far to say worst player in the AFL, except considering neither will play next year and I can only go on last year's form, I'm going to stick with Vanders.

As I understand, Carroll is being traded solely for his off-field behaviour. The overseas trip was simply the final straw in a long series of incidents in which Chop fu*ked himself up. I worry more for Syl than Brocky or Rivers, b/c he is more often his partner in crime. They all need a bit of shake-up. That being said, I think it's time we had a list of dedicated fu*king footballers. Make them shave their heads and run 'til they throw-up every fu*king session until they know what it takes to be elite athletes. Every time I think of what it takes to win a grand final, I remember Kerr from the Coxy and Kerr Footy Classified interview - "When I started training in January, Cousins would run so hard he sometimes had to be helped to his car afterwards. I figured that was what it took to be an AFL footballer." While I may hate that particular club, what a powerful statement. Looking forward to Meeson; hear he's coming along well, and as a former first rounder... Well, just think Hamish.

Lads, settle, very agressive posting. We're all Dees fans. And Haze has re-signed with Dockers - he was never going anywhere. Hell he was worth our 3 - his groin is cleared up.

It is widely known that we have a shallow draft approaching, and people want to trade Miller for 27? What a fu*king waste! Might as well tie him to a deal for something constructive. Personally, I think Miller has safe hands and can find the ball, he just has no ability to dispose of it. His kicking has let him down for so long, his reaction now is to instantly handball to the closest red and blue jumper (and often to trouble). I dont mind trading him, but you're a peanut if you want pick 27 in a rubbish draft.

Wow, I've only, like, just joined, y'know? Can I post? Or do I have to wait until a committee has approved my bullsh*t as entertaining enough? That being said, Cousins is not going in the pre-season draft. Your face.