Chook

If I recall, we were playing that night for the record of most games won (4) in 16 days or something ridiculous like that. Not to mention it was our first Friday night game in eons. Not to mention the Swans were flying. Not to mention Tomas Bugg. Our season came to a screeching halt that night and honestly we did well to get as close to finals as we did.

FOOTY FANS: "The fixture is compromised. The top 8 doesn't represent teams fairly." ALSO FOOTY FANS: "Team X hasn't beat a team in the 8 yet! They obviously suck."

GWS getting injury reports by the hour. Meanwhile I'm on 24/7 Josh (WCE) Kennedy-watch. (Please be injured, please be injured, please be injured).

My lord Trac seems like an annoying bloke.

"And perhaps most strangely of all, the humans dress their house animals up in peculiar oblong fabrics in some sort of protestation to their chosen muscular god-figures, whom they worship every 7 rotations around the sun (but whom they may also occasionally sacrifice in anger when displeased by mysterious and unknown events that take place on days of worship)." —Prof. Maximus Ogloxniak Gawn (No relation)

Too bad he can't kick.

Just did a ladder, so it's official: Win 0 and we're 11th Win 1 and we're 7th Win 2 and we're 4th Win 3 and we're 2nd …massive stakes with every win.

So what you're telling me is that this is pretty much the best Melbourne team of all time?

Pathetic.

What are you talking about? You want to go pick up Barry Hall as well?

I don't want that f log anywhere near my footy club.

Anyone who wants Gaff at Melbourne next to Gus Brayshaw needs to think again.

Demons suck never gonna make it oohhh boo hiss.

Nah drop him.

Hogan coming into some form. Find a negative in that Dees fans...

Smith's done his shoulder. Poor fella.

Nice mark Hogan.

My lord a bunch of whingers in here. Newsflash: We're not Richmond.

Great effort from Hogan. He's not a marking forward's bootlace right now, but he's…something. A tall midfielder? A defensive forward? IDK

Geelong isn't even in the 8.

2nd best percentage in the comp with 4 less wins not enough for you?

Getting worse or nothing to play for? We've won. We've got an unassailable percentage. We have 3 tough games coming up. Why go for the kill?

When will people realise you do not take on Sam Frost…and when will Sam Frost realise he should never kick the ball?

That's why I never rated Vanders: He can't kick.

He was definitely Ralph Macchio's nemesis in The Karate Kid.