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Viewing Topic: Foxtel's season predictions including a quietly confident one re the Dees
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Happy New Year
Be like me, Put $100 on him winning the Brownlow, $ 8.000.00 bucks might mitigate the loss!
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Aidan Johnson
Which one is A.J?
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Aidan Johnson
Moose and Jeffo will play round 1 if fit, A.J at Casey, lock it in! Kentfield the smokey!
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The Ox Worried About the Dees in 2026
Sounds like Vic Park feralville!
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Dear Sir, I am writing in response to your request for additional information in Block 3 of the accident report form. I put 'poor planning' as the cause of my accident. You asked for a fuller explanation and I trust the following details will be sufficient. I am a bricklayer by trade. On the day of the accident, I was working alone on the roof of a new six-story building. When I completed my work, I found that I had some bricks left over which, when weighed later were found to be slightly in excess of 500lbs. Rather than carry the bricks down by hand, I decided to lower them in a barrel by using a pulley, which was attached to the side of the building on the sixth floor. Securing the rope at ground I went up to the roof, swung the barrel out and loaded the bricks into it. Then I went down and untied the rope, holding it tightly to ensure a slow descent of the bricks. You will note in Block 11 of the accident report form that I weigh 135lbs. Due to my surprise at being jerked off the ground so suddenly, I lost my presence of mind and forgot to let go of the rope. Needless to say, I proceeded at a rapid rate up the side of the building. In the vicinity of the third floor, I met the barrel, which was now proceeding downward at an equally impressive speed. This explained the fractured skull, minor abrasions and the broken collar bone, as listed in section 3 of the accident report form. Slowed only slightly, I continued my rapid ascent, not stopping until the fingers of my right hand were two knuckles deep into the pulley. Fortunately by this time I had regained my presence of mind and was able to hold tightly to the rope, in spite of beginning to experience pain. At approximately the same time, however, the barrel of bricks hit the ground and the bottom fell out of the barrel. Now devoid of the weight of the bricks, that barrel weighed approximately 50 lbs. I refer you again to my weight. As you can imagine, I began a rapid descent, down the side of the building.In the vicinity of the third floor, I met the barrel coming up. This accounts for the two fractured ankles, broken tooth and several lacerations of my legs and lower body. Here my luck began to change slightly. The encounter with the barrel seemed to slow me enough to lessen my injuries when I fell into the pile of bricks and fortunately only three vertebrae were cracked. I am sorry to report, however, as I lay there on the pile of bricks,in pain, unable to move, I again lost my composure and presence of mind and let go of the rope and I lay there watching the empty barrel begin its journey back down onto me. This explains the two broken legs. I hope this answers your inquiry. Yours sincerely AMBIDEXTROUS WORKER NON ALIGNED
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Aidan Johnson
Do you want to be my press agent/ manager Ghosty? I pay in Red Bulls, Ciggies and high end Perfume!😂
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Aidan Johnson
Interesting observation!
- Aidan Johnson
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Aidan Johnson
Are you saying that if a coach really wants a player to stay but the list managers say no he goes, he goes??? In that case the list managers , commitee et al are in fact UNDERMINING the coach... MORE STAGGERING IF TRUE!
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Aidan Johnson
Said H.G Wells when inventing his time machine!
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Aidan Johnson
Id be staggered if the list manager has the final say on who stays and who goes! Surely the coach has the final say! The job of the list manager is to specify how long to contract said player(s) not say who stays and goes.
- Aidan Johnson
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Farewell Clayton Oliver
Nup!
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Aidan Johnson
I couldn't give a stuff! Well good on you Legend in ur own lunchbox, hopefully u will wear your 20 year badge with pride! I have put PLENTY on ignore, so what? We are all guilty in here dont u know that??
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Aidan Johnson
Redact that... and a [censored]
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Aidan Johnson
You saw Warne Smith play??? And Norm Smith?? You are in fantasyland!
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Aidan Johnson
That one person didn't even BACK HIMSELF to get Clarry back to something like his best, just wanted him out the door....says plenty to me and others, the coach turned his back on one of our greatest EVER! Oh yeah there is the fallacy right there! Too hard basket but didn't even give it a shot! Case closed!
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Farewell Clayton Oliver
- Aidan Johnson
Um Tom Campbell I rate, having said that Max "Moose" Heath is better than both A.J and T.C and as such he is in my best 23 EASILY!- Aidan Johnson
King got rid of our best player since Flower nuf said!- Aidan Johnson
Won't happen, but nice try at trolling Tony!- Aidan Johnson
Cant believe some posters carrying on about this guy as if he is Jim Stynes, meets Carl Ditterich, meets Hulk Hogan..what are you guys smokin?? Get a grip, bog ordinary!- Aidan Johnson
He made life hard for Goober Crossley??, well sheeit what a superstar!!! I mean... REALLY???- Aidan Johnson
Yep in a nutshell you are right..At Casey is his level! Double down on my statement, if he gets a game we are in real trouble!- Aidan Johnson
If he gets a game in 2026 we are in REAL trouble! - Aidan Johnson