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Yeah well Ill go one better and predict our Premiership all stars team for 2019 B JETTA MAY HIBBERD HB LEVER FROST SALEM C JONES BRAYSHAW KOLODASH HF FRITSCH WEEDS PETRACCA F MELKSHAM T MAC GARLETT R MAXXY CLARRY CHOO CHOO VINEY INTER PRUESS NIBBLER HARMES VANDER BERG Thats it Emerg from Hannan, Hunt ,Spargo, Lewis, O mac, Stretch, Smith, Hore, Bedford

Who cares?? we got Jimmy Toumpas !!! Oh Hang on!!

Here's a thought depending on match day role why wouldnt the club offer special access package with Bernie into rooms etc and market it as "Weekend with ( at) Bernies" ??

When Clarry can play Stae footy and dominate at centre half forward ( as Flower did) when he destroyed Ross Glenndining, then I will agree! Not quite as polished YET!

Dear Uncle, happy to have shared a Cognac or five with you ( as my guest) as I cruised past Idyllic Romsey and I dare say "The manor" the other day but thought I would struggle with the intracacies of the moat, the drawbridge and the lovely wenches that double as maid/servants during your time in comparitive party mode! Maybe next time!

Take 2 Starc needs to go back to Shield cricket and learn some control. I'm over his wasted new ball fiasco's Handscomb still and will never be up to it with the dodgiest batting technique for a Test player I have ever seen Finch is a selection issue, selectors got what they deserved! why put a bloke into a position, opening which he doesn't even fill for Victoria?? MADNESS! Aussie cricket is in Dire Straights!

OK Paine not a Captains Aresehole Should have put pressure on Indians with a silly Mid of catching when Lyon was bowling and instructed him to pitch the Ball UP Starc ... perrennial waster of the new Ball Cummins at least is at you, but doesnt move the ball Finch.. Lose some weight son and try to not turn away when at short Leg.. Limited Cricketer S Marsh?? Only a big Hundrerd will save him .. Past it Handscomb? Not a Test class player dodgy technique and plays back too often .. A good Bowler would size him up for Boweld or LBW WITH EXTRAVAGENT back foot [censored] technique I wish I was still playing.. Would clean him up everytime with late inswing!!

India to rip us a new one in the test series IMO Thank God that perrenial underperformer Mitch Marsh got the chop although with Hanscombs extravagent back foot defence LBW is a given.

I would imagine Paid overs, but if you want to be successful that's the price to be paid!

Yep but one other thing.I"ve just bought in Jennifer Anniston into my original list of A Grade movie stars! She goes straight onto the primary list!

As usual we stoop and postulate to an essentially quasi celebrity!! Spare me! Can we get Clint Eastwood to come onboard?? Now that really would be .. something! Clint in Dees jumper toting a set of 44 Magnum's WOW

Daryl Hannah was a STANDOUT in Ridley Scott's "Blade Runner" playing a Renegade Replicant that the Tyrell Corp allowed to get with advanced programming... Out of hand. A bit like Demonland on occasions! Apocolyptic and moving, She was outstanding!! Sorry, Natalie WHO??

Sorry Redleg havent heard of the movie Black Swan and I go to plenty of Flicks at the Cameo Belgrave, Top 4 Actresses on the planet. Seriously? Judie Dench Angelina Jolie. Charlize Theron. Julia Roberts. Cameron Diaz Dakota Fanning, Helen Mirren, Daryl Hannah, Jamie Lee Curtis is she better than any of these?? I would sincerely doubt it !

Would not have known who she was if I fell over her! What is she famous for?

Ok Spago is slow and cannot kick more than 40 m, Yes he tackles well and puts pressure, Yadda Yadda, but in Grand Final .. I know I want the X Factor and that is Jeffy!

Jeff Garlett is many times the footballer Spargo will ever be. If he bounces back as I expect him to he will become a matchwinner.

Uncle Bitters when he had hair??? Probably Nathan Carroll

VAN DERS IN SPARGO OUT!

PREMIERS !!NOTHING BUT NOTHING ELSE WILL DO! PERIOD!

Those who believe Frost may struggle for a game need to think again... I would play him on a Wing!!

YEP

Yep I agree A huge upgrade on Dom Tyson smart player and if I'm correct, son of ex Demon Marty Lyons who was an excellent player! If my memory serves me correctly Marty Lyons kicked 4 on debut vs Hawks at Princess Park. Yep GO FOR HIM!!

It has to be said HOW THE FARRRCK DO CARLTON get to open the season??? Someone must have Goat photo's Deescraceful

Yeah well gotta say does the new Caricature of T Mac on Demonland remind anyone of Lurch from "The Adams Family"?

Yep happy to oblige and if it reveals my identity then too bad. Happy to conduct a no holds barred interview with Josh! When time permits I will complete a list of about 10 thought provoking Questions of young Josh! Stand By!