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Nathan Jones can be blamed for that and the momentum shift, as well as the onballers seemingly incapable of a defensive setup at centre bounces late in quarters.

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Missus just text the neighbours to assure them the fuzz don’t need to be called.

Both of my daughters are now named May.

This is the bit where Ratten’s plan E destroys Goodwin’s plan A.

Two saints mates of mine are not confident and believe we will bash them in the middle. Naturally I laughed and told them they are kidding themselves, because I am a pessimistic Melbourne supporter who is scarred for life.

I have slab and a brand spanking 100 pack of pins all ready to go into my eyes tonight at 7.40. Should be a ripper.

Was being chased by other clubs last year, particularly Collingwood before he locked in another 5 years. Will not happen.

You alright? I'm fairly sure you're Petraccattack reincarnate.

My two daughters are ‘legitimately’ asking why I’ve started calling them Steven and May.

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Brad Johnson is drunk. Just said Lever was back to his best and Treloar won plenty of the ball.

See you in a few hours guys. Ill be drunk texting Collingwood supporters.

This is when the fitness kicks in. The fitness. To hell and back. Burgo. The fitness.

We can with Lever and Harmes playing close enough to each other.

He needs to be tagged. He is everywhere and has been involved in nearly every one of their goals. Put Viney on him.

FFS can we tag Sidebottom already.

It’s abundantly apparent that Ben’s evolvement as an interviewer, has single handedly resurrected this club through his hard questioning, rosy red cheeks and ability to put the powers that be on notice. “You must be the change you wish to see in the football club.” — Gandhi.

Don't be so sure, I have some footage of him training in the ruck during the week.

Melbourne Facebook page. Can’t insert a link for you sorry mate.

Viney to miss.

He did...he was an assistance to Terry Wallace from 2005. Chose not to participate in the coaches solarium program, so didn’t last long.

Understatement. Barely a player I’d rather have in our team this year, thus far than Langdon.

Tommy used to work on the docks. Unions been on strike, he’s down on his luck it’s tough.....soooo tough.

From quarter time I decided to individually remove my pubic hair with tweezers. Surprisingly the end result of the game didn’t impact me as much as I expected.