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@WalkingCivilWar can we get pix later please? And thank you!

Précis?

Complain to club post game. Straight to Pert.

We must perform a Maynard on multiple Carlton players from the get go. Totally non pre meditated football actions, of course. Before they take max out.

Schache sub? We must really like someone in the draft and want to get in before Carlton GWS and Brisbane Jeepers.

Post of the thread. Oh my Lord, jolly good show, what! Chapeau! Chip Frawley about the only abscondee I can respect (yeah yeah there are others but you get what I mean - Dunn, the deplorable Howe, Frawley )

I only ask for two things from our games: a fair run with the umpires , and the team to have an honest crack, don’t play dumb and kick straight (ok, 4) If we still lose with all that, then fair enough. oh, one last thing - I hope we don’t have feral sniper thugs take our players out. I always wish that.

Gee Phil Davis’ analysis is great.

Same here. My gut is we’ll lose tonight. Hope I’m wrong.

100% agree. In ripping nick.

Cripps’ ribs to be constantly Maynarded. All game. If Cox can stomp Max’s foot with gay abandon then …. sorry to the resident blues spy

All this selection palaver neglects consideration of one thing Viney to spend the first quarter committing football acts and wipe out their whole team .

I thought he’d be a moral for this week. Someone here mentioned his attitude wasn’t that great post demotion, maybe that alongside the rumoured Sydney deal has something to do with it

Whateley is part of the clown shoes brigade….I’ve just described 95% of the footy media.

I have Mary and Joseph here seeking solace - must be catching ! I wonder what the 12 Apostles’ psychological state is?

Well of course, that goes without saying! 😂😆

Thanks for stories like this. Very helpful. (Genuine comment)

Well then they’re thick. It’s Villains. Maynard Greene Essendon’s 2000 GF team Etc etc

Jesus he’s not a villain he’s just good otherwise it’s a list of oppo players who are so good I hate them but secretly love them and wish they played for us

17 clubs. We don’t have one. Edit - Jesus what was I thinking. Angus brayshaw. That thug living a thug life is a stone cold killah who disguises his sniper hits on oppo players with footy acts like kicking only to try and head butt defenceless players (airborne frisbees ) in their shoulders. What a pr1ck!

Well played, and do stick around. See, why can’t we just be nice. If oppo fans could be (even partly) like this, we’d all have a better time of it. Bit of good natured ribbing, a few froffies, and a jolly good time of it, what! Of course, it goes without saying - but is worth saying anyway- that doesn’t apply to 90% of Collingwood fans because they’re amoeba. And that’s doing amoeba a disservice. Good luck, hope you lose: If you do, I shan’t be gloating, and if you don’t I’ll be wishing you the best. Remember the refrain we all share: anyone but Collingwood. I live to see McGuire’s beetroot-headed apoplectic face when they lose. God I despise them.

Hard to escape that conclusion Puzzling, isn’t it

I’m done with this game. have already drafted a letter to pert. dark days, a Potemkin trial jesus wept