Mazer Rackham

Combine the frame of Fritsch, the running of Langdon, the punching-above-his-weight of Spargo, the marking of Russell Robertson, the around-the-ground skill of Adem Yze, and the goal kicking of Brad Green, and you've got Robbie Flower.

"Well, looks like Bunnings still have everyday low prices ... Harvey Norman are having a lockdown sale on carpets and flooring ... the Block is back bigger and blockier than ever ... and it's going to rain on Monday."

They can't give him any space and have to double team him I reckon after the Brayshaw deliberate, the umps had an "oh [censored]" moment and that made them trigger happy for the 50, which (although in the rules) would have not surprised had it not been paid. Old man needs his nap. Scott has been agitating for the finals bye for good reason.

"Don't forget, Clayton. Next meeting of the player's assoc is on Wed nite, mate. We're going to release a statement condemning ducking, throwing, and cheap shots like eye gouging and targeting the head. Can I count on your support?"

We'll have to wait til next season to find out!

So this last line was the euphemism?

The window was open, senior constable, and they was just sittin' there inside, an' I fought, someone's gunna take these foughts coz they're right out in the open, well almost, where any **** can just take 'em, an' I fought, I'd better take 'em and look after 'em until I can find the **** who owns 'em. I'm glad youse came along just now, senior.

Joel Smith, out of favour and glued to Casey fields all season ... now about to play finals for the top team. "David" Bowey. Timed his run to perfection. Football is easy! To think Steven May gave up captaincy of an AFL club to go to the Bad News Demons. Never mind. Carry on Steven.

At half time I thought we were gone. Too far back, against our bugbear team, and they would arm wrestle us to the finish. But I thought, if that doesn't give us incentive to fire up against Port, nothing will. Even a close loss would have shown that no lead is too big. Disappointing but not the end of the world. A shame to keep having to have losses to gee us up though. But to win it!! Huge mental victory for us and demons for the other finalists. (No pun intended.) Huge mental victory. No team can beat us when we're on. No deficit is too big. We will steamroll our way through September. Our destiny is in our own hands. GO DEMONS!!!!!

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That was the win we had to have Max saving his kicking boot for the end

That's the place where they draw the Tattslotto balls

Making it up as they go as per bloody usual

This is very good

The AFL didn't bother reviewing it themselves but let social media do it for them. But the AFL will enforce misdemeanours with suspensions. So it is sanctioned? AFL half pregant. Maybe any ban should be from social media.

Do you prefer cryptic crosswords or sudoku? If you're not a numbers person you might never get it.

This thing could go on forever.

Never mind. I'm clearly too pie-eyed to see the whole thing!

Is it just me, or should it be 16 Travis Johnstone in the back pocket?

The question is, how did they become aware of it? Did they bother to review it themselves?

How do these incidents get before the MRO/tribunal? Especially in an unofficial match. Does every match get reviewed by MRO or a panel who report to MRO? Does anyone with a barrow to push get an incident on twitter and hope for an uproar? If the AFL are not reviewing every match dispassionately and instead rely on media or social media to bring it to their attention, then it would further illustrate just how degenerate the competition has become.

"So, um, here's how you do it. You, um .... where are the laces on this thing? Do they still have laces? It's been a while since I've -- oh, here they are. Crikey, the balls are a lot smaller than I remember. Anyway, there's a part on it that you have to hit with your boot ... where is it now ... it was on those Daicos balls you used to be able to buy ... oh, look, I dunno, mate. Just roost the bloody thing."

Thanks for killing the dream. But he'll always be David to me. Or "David".

Surely this kid's nickname is "David" ?

It is surprising how many times blurcam shows nothing at all conclusive either way, yet the third umpire manages to make a definitive decision.