Chelly

What about this brilliant actor portraying an old Australian bodgie:

I think in its in the public interest to discuss the Prime Minister's wage of $485k p.a. At first, I considered this to be an obscenity and then I thought about it and when I took into account that one AFL footballer with a wonky knee is going to take home $2m next year and his old man is going to get $2k per week watching 17 & 18 y.os running around on the weekend, I came to the conclusion that Julia's pay is just about right.

Back in the 1960s there was dance craze instigated by rock legend Chubby Checker called the Clutterbuck. It was commonly misnamed the "Hucklebuck".

You blokes are getting slack. The Oracle just announced in his article on the Jack Trengove board that there are ten days to go before the rookie draft. Also, you can now get bananas for $1.99 kilo. The bottom's fallen off the banana market.

We've been labelled as a "soft" club because our players like being mollycoddled but the reality of life in this professional game is you get nowhere with that sort of treatment. As a club, we're living proof of this and the playing group is going to have to learn what it takes to be successful - the hard way.

Now if the Irish crickiters can do that for Jimmy, our footballers should be able to achieve the same thing. Fantastic stuff and I'm only sorry that the Netherlands just missed out on beating them in the first game because their tournament would have been over by now i that were the case.

As distinct from a rich man's Cameron Bruce?