Emerald

I'm glad the Nullarbor Plain is between me and them.

I'm off to bed,the only satisfaction I'll get is that ferel crowd will go home miserable.

Fark

Bruce just jizzed his pants.

I'm more shocked at this than finding out that Vader was Luke's father.

He sometimes has no awareness of opposition players when he has possession of the ball.I do like the guy and hope he reaches his full potential.

An early night is looking more appealing than staying up to watch the last quarter,goodnight folks.

I hate these 2 teams so much, it's nearly half time and I still can't decide who I want to win.

I saw the Yarra Junction reserves celebrate their grand final win last week with a ciggie in one hand and a can of Jim Beam in the other.As for the 51 years,fark that's embarrassing,but thanks anyway WJ for giving me a taste of what things used to be like before I was born.

He needs to read his own self help book.

I love how he got up and continued playing after he got cleaned up in the opening minutes of round 1.

Fark this,I'm going to bed.

More entertainment for this weekend

I prefer Daisy's outlook on the MFC more than Dwayne's.

When I meditate on Dwayne,I see his future incarnation as a lab rat.

Seeing Hawthorn lose is always entertaining,seeing Hawthorn lose with Frawley is even better.Now I can bag out Frawley in front of my Hawthorn mates,for the first time in years I have a legitimate weakness at Hawthorn to hang sh*t on.

Daisy should consider a media career,she looks like a natural and has the advantage of actually playing the game so she knows what she's talking about.

Coming 18th is the pooey end of the top 22.

Sorry,its my negative Melbourne attitude.positive thoughts,positive thoughts,positive thoughts ...

I hope I'm wrong but I have a bad feeling that the Hawks will get their revenge in three weeks.

Is Dr Turfs daughter there? If so get some reliable trade intel from her.

yeah but I'll keep watching for the Frawley fark ups.

Just turned on the TV,good to see the lesser of two evils winning.

2016 preliminary final;Melbourne vs. Hawthorn.Hawthorn leads in the dying seconds of the game then Hodge's rough play gives away a 50 meter penalty in Melbourne's backline,the siren blows and Dunn kicks an 80 meter barrel to get us into the Grand Final.

2016 preliminary final;Melbourne vs. Hawthorn.Hawthorn leads in the dying seconds of the game then Hodge's rough play gives away a 50 meter penalty in Melbourne's backline,the siren blows and Dunn kicks an 80 meter barrel to get us into the Grand Final.