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Lever will be very close mates with Schache by the end of the GF

What’s the go with the name Pear? Any history to it?

Bont on one leg

Tell Fantasia to pull his usual hammy and get Powell Pepper on to crack some heads!

Port HAVE to come out and crack some heads. Lycett and Dixon should have free reign to jump on the Bont’s knees Port have had the extra week off, no quarantine, sleeping in their own beds and no injuries and at home! They will never live this down unless they come out breathing fire.

Port just aren’t running or chasing their young kids are choking on the big stage their leaders have to cop a lot of the brunt for this horrible performance

Just talked to Chris Scott, apparently some of the Port players have a cold. So you know, fair enough

They could play, for a thousand years... And Port will NEVER, make the GF!

Umps doing their best to get Port back into it

Dogs going at a goal per 10 disposals 😳

The Viagra got stuck in their throat apparently. They’ve had a stiff neck ever since ah-thank-you!

Pathetic from the Cats. They are so arrogant they just can’t admit we were far better. before the game, they were trotting out the narrative around us choking in prelims. At least we didn’t make up excuses for the WC loss

Get a hammer and smash myself in the head for two hours as it would be more enjoyable than watching the 2000 GF

[censored] off Cats. Don’t cheapen our win by saying you had the sniffles. Once you step out on the pitch you are fit to play whinging pusssies

We are in a [censored] GRAND FINAL!! and will be favourites it is seriously only starting to sink in!!

No change. JJ da sub

80 mins til the game. Who da sub?

I was starting to chill out from the beers then I saw the picture of Neale Daniher [censored]. We have to win it for him

Always tough getting a jab, remember - you may feel a little [censored], so ask your doctor to keep his pants on

Good luck with the head job at Carlton mate!

Thanks for sharing mate. I can’t imagine how hard things must be for you at the moment. Stay strong and you’ll get through it and your kids will forever be grateful to you for helping them through this time.

Mustn’t be many key defenders around. Tarrant played 10 games this year and is 32. Wouldn’t have much left in him you’d think

I reckon you’re right. If someone is having a shocker they might be told to limp off. The club would cop a fine but who gives AF?

Jeez, I need a mylanta just thinking about that!

I reckon we need to put someone on Henry. He has been great At intercept marking, especially since Stewart went down. will be massive if we can bring the ball to ground inside 50