Ethan Tremblay

Re-read what Dazzle wrote. He didn’t say if we kept Farmer we would’ve won the 2016 flag. He said that if we kept Farmer, we would have “Western Bulldogs’d” a flag in the mid-2000’s. Suggest a little less time mashing the keyboard and being so quick to pot posters, and spending a little more time reading posts.

No, that’s not what was texted. That’s how Ralph reported the matter.

What would it take to drag Kozzie out of Fremantle?

Have seen the alleged texts. I’m pretty sure Kozzie is referring to playing in the all stars game vs Freo on the 15th.

He does his best work on the bogger.

I reckon he was pulling the [censored]. The Fremantle players have messaged him, after the posts by Lindsay were made public. Kozzie has replied, sarcastically.

No, they wouldn’t.

This is it, not the above post: https://www.homestolove.com.au/home-tours/bailey-smith-bazlenka-surf-coast-home/

Yep, he was very vocal about the shorter “covid” quarters becoming the norm, after life went back to normal. Dwayne on SEN earlier was defending Dangerfield as if his life depended on it. Was a little strange.

There’s a Round 0.

Pressure makes diamonds.

“Oh no! A Demonland poster is putting unnecessary pressure on me to perform!”

Not the knees in his legs are dodgy, not the knees in his hands.

Same here. Surprised to read he’s only 180cm. The Cats have their hearts set on a ginger.

Beau Woodbridge flew in to sing the anthem all the way from 1992.

Jarrod Wade?

The Chad has purchased a home in Perth. Good luck to Fremantle fitting in Warner and Kozzie.

Exactly. Pav is still a Woodside employee (amongst other players).

And the Chad (Warner).

Dockers winning the the off-season in the pre-season

Dinner

Rib Tickler No Laughing Matter: Petracca's Injury Raises Eyebrows Melbourne, Australia – In a shocking twist for fans of the Melbourne Demons, superstar Christian “CP5” Petracca, the recipient of the prestigious Norm Smith Medal, has reportedly sustained a rib injury during a training session last week. Initial speculation suggested that Petracca “cracked” a rib during a grappling drill, sparking concern among the club's supporters. However, the claims were quickly challenged by a dedicated fan known only as “Pickett Fence,” who was spotted in a gillie suit, cleverly concealed in a bush for a closer look at the team’s training. “YOU CAN’T CRACK A RIB FROM GRAPPLING. EVER,” he insisted in a statement to our publication. Ethan Tremblay, a frequent contributor to the popular fan forum “Demonland,” and resident know-it-all, attempted to counter Pickett’s assertion, arguing that rib injuries are, in fact, quite common in grappling situations. “Actually, rib injuries are super common as a result of grappling”. Undeterred, Pickett responded swiftly, providing clarification that the injury did not even occur during grappling. The debate continued, highlighting the passionate discourse among the Demons’ fanbase. Adding his own observations to the conversation, local resident Doc Roet stated, “believe it or not, I fractured a rib leaning over one of those big wheelee bins. I had inadvertently dropped my keys into it and was kind of seesawing over it trying to reach down.” Cranky Franky, a lifelong Demon’s supporter, known for his positive outlook, stated that the, “season was already over” after hearing reports of Petracca’s injury. As the Demons prepare for the upcoming season, fans will be eager to see how Petracca’s injury impacts the team’s performance, especially after a disappointing finish in 2024. With hopes of returning to the top eight, the club is looking to bounce back stronger than ever.

Rib injuries are actually quite common in the arts of grappling.

I want every player, every coach and every member of staff by his bed side 24/7. Stat.

DEMONLAND IN CHAOS: 58er Sounds Alarm on Satire Slip-Ups Suburban Melbourne, Australia - In a shocking turn of events, longtime Demonland poster and self-appointed tone police, "58er", has come forward with grave concerns that some readers of the site may be unable to distinguish satire from serious commentary. Sources close to the matter have revealed that 58er's crusade against misinterpreted satire began after a fellow poster jokingly suggested that the Melbourne Demons' lackluster performance on the field was due to their secret love of knitting. "I was horrified," 58er said in an exclusive interview. "I mean, who wouldn't know that was a joke? But then I started thinking, what if there are others out there who take everything at face value?" 58er's concerns have been met with skepticism by some, who point out that the Demonland community has a long history of embracing satire and humor. However, 58er remains resolute in his mission to protect the site's readers from themselves. "I'm not trying to be the fun police," he insists. "I just want to make sure that everyone understands what's real and what's not." In related news, fellow Demonland poster "cranky franky" has come out in support of 58er's crusade. "I'm sick of people not posting seriously," cranky franky said. "I mean, I'm a very serious person with very serious opinions. And I won't let anyone undermine that with their 'jokes' and their 'humor'." The Demonland community remains divided on the issue, with some calling for 58er to "lighten up" and others praising his commitment to seriousness. In the meantime, 58er has announced plans to launch a new website, "Satire-Free Demonzone", where readers can enjoy humor-free discussion and analysis of all things AFL.