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Get him. he's a German. Neitz, Mueller, Schwartz, I could go on.

T'would make my day if he came to the Demons.

This would be the Trade of the Century for the Demons. I like Frost's run but he is limited. I also stress that were Frost to remain I'd also be happy. Many limited players have been involved in premierships: Graeme Wise, Sheedy's love child Kevin Walsh etc etc

It's the British way. Australia has inherited so much from the same British model, my dear friend.

Divorce.

Then who is the Queen? By the way, the Shiraz emporer has no clothes.

Try a Cabernet next time. Has much superior genetic cache. Stop slumming in lowly Shiraz land.

were you in a steam boat?

Good advice, Mr Biff.

Good question? Could have been an oenologist, I suppose...

Apparently it's why Jesus wasn't born in Italy, that and the shortage of 3 wise men.

When you sniff, swirl and sip can you really tell the difference about the immigrant status of the picker? Wow, I really admire your palate. You must be an incognito MW. ( read Master Onanist.)

Just for your info, Bitter, but this is between me and thou and no-one else, I work in the wine business. Just like my noble grandparents in Voivodina/Banat. ( Just wondering, have you driven through there lately? Wondering because you do seem to get round and about and away from the cultural strictures of the Romsey basalt - I presume - mansion.) Old Dee is really drinking Pinos Cleen under another label - he probably thinks it's retsina in disguise - by the way. Have that on good authority. Never envy the free tipples of your neighbor, I always say, you don't know what brand of tipple they are really consuming. It could also be called Pinos Envy. And, as for that pretentious Onanist Moonshine Shadow, or, Moonie as you call him, he doesn't even know how to spell Kulture in English. Disregard anything he says. And, remember, volume is volume, whether it's metric or supine, or perpendicular. My motto is, Don't let Pseuds confiscate any of my 3 or so remaining brain cells.Think about it and I encourage you to emulate that state of karma.

Yes, James Joyce told me in his quaint Irish Brogue that, basically, she was a swell gal. Perhaps you may have had an affair with Ezra Pound? Now, there was a sharp mind...

Not sure about taste though. To even contemplate an affair with Gertrude is an un-abideable abomination. Mind boggling juxtapositions.

Never too early. I have learnt from history. I am a forlorn prophet on Demonland.

We have enough fronts already. That's the lesson of Napoleon's retreat, not to mention the ignominy of Barbarossa. Also, I remind you, winter is approaching. Going to war at the MCG in thongs and a T Shirt is no longer appropriate battle wear.

Looks like Abu Dhabi to me. Do you fly Emirates?

Where is your humpy?

Oi Weh damaged.

Sure was. Loved the vestments. Ringing de bell. I stopped being a Catholic in 1965. Understood that when you go to hell for eating a meat pie on a Friday one week and it's ok the next week things are crook on Tallarook.

Ya, from 1961 till 1967. Vice captain Cricket Team, the greatest living German cricketer at the time, won Bowling Average, All Rounder Trophy, opened the batting as well, We lost one game in five years, including beating Assumption twice in a fortnight. Also played First 18.

As the imported priest at Rupertswood intoned, 'Everbody knows a masticator!' The whole chapel cringed.

That's onanism, as you well know, a sin. You have had a very sad upbringing. Perhaps it is a pity you weren't stolen, which is not a German Christmas cake.

I doubt very much that he is from Bohemia.