SaberFang

Dees, if that little dwarf throwing your captain into the turf over the boundary line wasn't enough to light a spark in you, nothing will.

We're cooked. Totally outplayed by Beveridge here. I just don't understand, he's basically found a way to undermine all the strengths to our game. Felt sick all week knowing he was probably the only coach outside Clarkson who would be able to do this.

Where the hell are our forwards? We desperately need a spark here! Brown, Gawn, Kozzie, Spargo, Fritta, Trac, T-Mac, we need a mark inside 50!!!!

Struggling to watch now. Our players look like they're running through cement.

Another goal to the Dogs and I can't see us making the margin back up. Almost the entire team has [censored] the bed.

Coaching masterclass since QT from Beveridge here. Goodwin being completely outplayed. We've absolutely crumbled. This is heartbreaking.

We're [censored].

My gut feel is whoever wins Q3 wins the game. We've gone totally off the boil but I'm not sure if it's Beveridge's coaching or our defence falling to pieces.

Our players need to perfect the art of ducking into tackles. Rewards you with free shots on goal that result in goals (per Lachie Hunter).

We missed some great opportunities in the first quarter too, that really burns.

I feel sick right now. I'm scared to see what happens next, especially if the Dogs get the first goal in Q3.

That fumble in the first quarter was a shocker too. He doesn't look right at all.

That second goal was sickening. Naughton clearly ran behind play and cut off Viney. We need to be better than this and account for their tactics. How did they not study this?

Why didn't we even see a review of that? It looked like a goal on the broadcast. Very confusing.

Well it's a simple equation for here. If the club is as good as we want to believe they are, they can wrangle this back. If not... well... we all know the outcome.

This feels like a repeat of round 19, not round 11. Not looking good right now.

Was that our worst quarter for the year, barring that quarter against Geelong in Round 23? Worse, so many missed opportunities in that first quarter too, we could have almost snuffed them out before we even hit QT.

Not looking good at all right now. It's like the Dogs had 2 extra players all quarter. Everything looked so promising after the first quarter 😪

We've lost the plot. What the hell Dees?

Defence has completely [censored] the bed. What the hell has gone wrong? We looked so composed in the first quarter!!!

THAT WASN'T A FREE KICK YOU MORONIC UMPIRE

We've gone off the boil. What the hell has happened? C'mon boys, get back into the contested game!!!

Feels like we've just wasted an entire quarter of dominance in the space of 5 minutes.

C'mon Dees... what has happened to the pressure?

Absolutely rapt with our defence so far. Well done lads.