Demonland

Shut up Lynch you sook.

He looks cooked.

We're going to lose this one. My MFCSS is tingling.

These misses could be costly.

JKH has to go at year's end.

They are allowed to dispose of the ball any way they want.

I like the coaches indigenous polos.

How do our forwards not get the same protection that theirs do?

Will be good for the run. Been very quiet.

Jones loves a captain's goal off one step.

Wish our forwards got that Silver service from the umpires.

I don't think the Crows have correctly disposed of a ball when tackled once tonight.

Hannan needs some oil at half time. A bit rusty.

We should be much further up.

Kennedy Harris has zero awareness.

Smith snuck that in by a bees [censored]

There was a passage with 2 or 3 incorrect disposals.

Harmes' kick went 3 metres but I'll take it

Umpires gifting Crows forwards.

Can we please get a player that has penetratuon in a 30 metre snap.

Commentators mentioned that there was not a breath of wind at the beginning of the match. Ball seems very wet though and players are comically dropping it.

Ball must be pretty wet.

I hope I don't get banned by the AFL for some of the things I've said about the umpires in my living room.

I'd love to be gifted goals in the forward line like our opposition get week in week out.

How did Viney have prior?