Demonland

A- Alice Springs. Happy hunting ground. B- Backline. Finally found the non-leaking version. C- Cairns & Covid. How a season was ruined. D- Demonland. Mental Health facility run by the inmates. E- The grade you get when you don’t make F- F- Finals. What are they? G- Goals. Lack of them. Need a forward who can kick them….lots! H- Hub. Where players got to live with people you can’t stand. I- Injuries. Miracle cure provided by Dr. Burgess. J- Joeboy. Describing a game in 3 words, where others need a manuscript. K- Kennett. Still the mouthpiece for irrelevant club wanting to play in Tasmania. L- Learnings. Favourite quote from the Coach, but have we actually learnt anything? M- MFCSS. Still strong, especially after another year of falling at the last hurdle. N- Night Grand Final. Could only happen in Queensland. O- Off-season. The time to increase the capacity of the Demonland server. P- Petracca. No longer have to use that other P word (potential) around him anymore. Q- Quarantine. Long and difficult word that some players didn’t understand. R- Ruckmen. Still the best playing for the Red and Blue. S- Shafted. Condition caused by multiple short breaks, long bus and plane trips, and AFL fixturing. T- Tribunal. Place where penalties are handed out based on ladder position. U- Umpires. Made rules up, instead of applying rules. V- Victoria. A place where Australian Rules used to be played. W- West Coast. Where it all started to go wrong. X- X. Former players who got delisted. Y- Y? Why do we keep coming back? At least Yze has. Z- Zzzz. What to do until the tennis is finished, and none too soon.

Worth looking at. It’s unlikely that he’s going to get a game at the Cats with the big name KPFs.

BYO

With Jeremy Cameron going to the Cats ...

Sad to admit it but without $$$ or the high draft picks to trade we are not a destination club.

Exactly. I can understand the situation in Victoria is different and if the player had been here then I can accept that. I also understand that Brisbane are out and are presumably not hubbing anymore (were they even in a hub this year?) and therefore out of the AFL's strict rules. However if that is the case why were they all sitting on top of each other? If it's about optics then why were they all not socially distanced throughout the night? A few weeks ago at the All Australian presentation Fages presented Neale with the Coaches Award and the Players Association MVP.

I've added a poll.

How many off-season surgeries do we have this year?

Still can't understand the decision not to allow Fages to present the medal to Lachie.

I believe it's mostly based on where the money is. Having said that this is basically the opening market so I don't know how that works. I'm sure there are more proficient punters on here that can answer correctly.

Who are you tipping? Also: First Goal? Norm Smith?

Get on Matt Rowell at $26.

Betting for the 2021 Brownlow Medal is Open. NEALE Lachie (BRI) 6.00 CRIPPS Patrick (CAR) 7.00 FYFE Nathan (FRE) 8.00 MARTIN Dustin (RIC) 9.00 DANGERFIELD Patrick (GEE) 11.00 BONTEMPELLI Marcus (WB) 11.00 PETRACCA Christian (MEL) 13.00 BOAK Travis (PA) 17.00 MITCHELL Tom (HAW) 21.00 STEELE Jack (STK) 21.00 ROWELL Matt (GC) 26.00 MACRAE Jackson (WB) 26.00 MERRETT Zachary (ESS) 26.00 KELLY Tim (WCE) 34.00 TRELOAR Adam (COL) 41.00 PENDLEBURY Scott (COL) 41.00 GAFF Andrew (WCE) 41.00 OLIVER Clayton (MEL) 41.00 SHIEL Dylan (ESS) 51.00 MCGRATH Andrew (ESS) 51.00 JONES Zak (STK) 51.00 KELLY Joshua (GWS) 51.00 ADAMS Taylor (COL) 51.00 GAWN Max (MEL) 51.00 SIDEBOTTOM Steele (COL) 67.00 HIGGINS Shaun (NM) 67.00 PARKER Luke (SYD) 67.00 CONIGLIO Stephen (GWS) 67.00 GRUNDY Brodie (COL) 67.00 MCCLUGGAGE Hugh (BRI) 81.00 DANIEL Caleb (WB) 81.00 WHITFIELD Lachie (GWS) 81.00 WINES Oliver (PA) 81.00 GUTHRIE Cam (GEE) 81.00 SIMPKIN Jy (NM) 101.00 LAIRD Rory (ADE) 101.00 KENNEDY Josh (SYD) 101.00 HUNTER Lachlan (WB) 101.00 CROUCH Matt (ADE) 101.00 YEO Elliot (WCE) 101.00 VINEY Jack (MEL) 101.00 SHUEY Luke (WCE) 101.00 BRAYSHAW Angus (MEL) 101.00 BILLINGS Jack (STK) 101.00 ZORKO Dayne (BRI) 101.00 SHEED Dominic (WCE) 101.00 SMITH Bailey (WB) 101.00 MENEGOLA Sam (GEE) 101.00 SCHOLL Lachlan (ADE) 151.00 BOLTON Shai (RIC) 151.00 FRANKLIN Lance (SYD) 151.00 PRESTIA Dion (RIC) 151.00 DUNKLEY Josh (WB) 151.00 COTCHIN Trent (RIC) 151.00 SELWOOD Joel (GEE) 151.00 DUNCAN Mitchell (GEE) 151.00 WALSH Sam (CAR) 151.00 HAWKINS Tom (GEE) 151.00 GREENE Toby (GWS) 151.00 NAITANUI Nicholas (WCE) 151.00 SERONG Caleb (FRE) 201.00 HEPPELL Dyson (ESS) 201.00 EDWARDS Shane (RIC) 201.00 WORPEL James (HAW) 201.00 OMEARA Jaeger (HAW) 201.00 HOPPER Jacob (GWS) 201.00 ELLIS Brandon (GC) 201.00 CRISP Jack (COL) 201.00 BUTLER Dan (STK) 201.00 ROCKLIFF Tom (PA) 201.00 GOLDSTEIN Todd (NM) 201.00 ROSS Sebastian (STK) 251.00 HANNEBERY Daniel (STK) 251.00 ZAHARAKIS David (ESS) 251.00 WELLER Lachlan (GC) 251.00 TARANTO Tim (GWS) 251.00 SMITH Devon (ESS) 251.00 SLOANE Rory (ADE) 251.00 ROZEE Connor (PA) 251.00 RIEWOLDT Jack (RIC) 251.00 REDDEN Jack (WCE) 251.00 LYONS Jarryd (BRI) 251.00 LYNCH Tom (RIC) 251.00 LLOYD Jake (SYD) 251.00 LIBERATORE Thomas (WB) 251.00 JOHANNISEN Jason (WB) 251.00 HURN Shannon (WCE) 251.00 HOULI Bachar (RIC) 251.00 HILL Bradley (STK) 251.00 CURNOW Edward (CAR) 251.00 CAMERON Jeremy (GWS) 251.00 WINGARD Chad (HAW) 251.00 PAPLEY Tom (SYD) 251.00 LAMBERT Kane (RIC) 251.00 KENNEDY Josh (WCE) 251.00 CAMERON Charlie (BRI) 251.00 DIXON Charlie (PA) 251.00 STACK Sydney (RIC) 501.00 BUDARICK Connor (GC) 501.00 PARISH Darcy (ESS) 501.00 HILL Ian (GWS) 501.00 ZIEBELL Jack (NM) 501.00 WALKER Taylor (ADE) 501.00 SWALLOW David (GC) 501.00 STRINGER Jake (ESS) 501.00 STEPHENSON Jaidyn (COL) 501.00 SICILY James (HAW) 501.00 SCULLY Tom (HAW) 501.00 LEVER Jake (MEL) 501.00 HURLEY Michael (ESS) 501.00 HOGAN Jesse (FRE) 501.00 HEWETT George (SYD) 501.00 HARMES James (MEL) 501.00 GRIMES Dylan (RIC) 501.00 GRESHAM Jade (STK) 501.00 FRANCIS Aaron (ESS) 501.00 FIORINI Brayden (GC) 501.00 ELLIOTT Jamie (COL) 501.00 DUURSMA Xavier (PA) 501.00 DUMONT Trent (NM) 501.00 DE BOER Matthew (GWS) 501.00 DANIHER Joe (ESS) 501.00 CUNNINGTON Ben (NM) 501.00 COX Mason (COL) 501.00 CADDY Josh (RIC) 501.00 BURGOYNE Shaun (HAW) 501.00 BROWN Ben (NM) 501.00 BREUST Luke (HAW) 501.00 BLAKEY Nick (SYD) 501.00 BETTS Eddie (CAR) 501.00 BARRASS Tom (WCE) 501.00 ATKINS Rory (ADE) 501.00 ANDREWS Harris (BRI) 501.00 ALIIR Aliir (SYD) 501.00 MUNDY David (FRE) 501.00 KEAYS Ben (ADE) 501.00 WEITERING Jacob (CAR) 501.00 PARFITT Brandan (GEE) 501.00 OBRIEN Reilly (ADE) 501.00 FRITSCH Bayley (MEL) 501.00 PICKETT Marlion (RIC) 501.00 WITTS Jarrod (GC) 501.00 WARD Callan (GWS) 501.00 STEVEN Jack (GEE) 501.00 SHIELS Liam (HAW) 501.00 RAMPE Dane (SYD) 501.00 MURPHY Marc (CAR) 501.00 M-TIPUNGWUTI Anthony (ESS) 501.00 MOORE Darcy (COL) 501.00 MILLS Callum (SYD) 501.00 MCGOVERN Mitch (CAR) 501.00 HIPWOOD Eric (BRI) 501.00 HIMMELBERG Harrison (GWS) 501.00 GUNSTON Jack (HAW) 501.00 GREENWOOD Hugh (GC) 501.00 GRAY Robbie (PA) 501.00 DE GOEY Jordan (COL) 501.00 DARLING Jack (WCE) 501.00

There was 1 case wasn’t there but yeah.