Demonland

Saints want to go everywhere except direct into inside 50.

Swans need to score 106 now.

The more goals the Saints kick now adds on a few extra points the Swans need to win by.

About 5 goals to nothing.

Bloody hell. Saints almost killed us playing on at the siren.

Saints won’t score 2 more goals.

The Saints do not want to score.

Bloody hell Saints. Let me play. I’ll do a much better job.

Time to start booking flights to Sydney.

I can see why the Saints aren’t in finals contention.

Swans can’t miss.

Melbourne-esque with a goal kicked with 6 seconds to go in the quarter right after 3 shots that missed everything.

Saints couldn’t hit the side of a barn.

Why does Membrey only play well against us?

Nothing adequate without giving up a Top 22 player in addition to any picks and even then we still probably lose.

Clayton Oliver has cleared out to a massive lead over Christian Petracca. It’s almost unassailable. 246. Clayton Oliver 186. Christian Petracca 149. Angus Brayshaw 128. Jack Viney 105. Max Gawn 82. Steven May 71. Ed Langdon 53. Kysaiah Pickett 52. James Jordon 37. Jake Lever 36. Luke Jackson 32. Bayley Fritsch 31. Harry Petty 26. James Harmes 24. Michael Hibberd 22. Jake Bowey Tom Sparrow 18. Ben Brown 17. Jake Melksham 11. Alex Neal-Bullen 8. Tom McDonald Sam Weideman 5. Jayden Hunt Charlie Spargo 4. Christian Salem 3. Joel Smith 1. Trent Rivers

Dayne Zorko won’t be punished by AFL over sledge which left Harrison Petty in tears.

Strange that he is apologising for a comment he denied making yesterday.

Bit of barracking going on from this commentator.