Demonland

5 frees to 1 Bulldog level adjudication.

Getting absolutely murdered by the umps.

Can’t buy a free

The lionhearted 2021 premiership skipper and six time All-Australian valiantly battled injury in an unsuccessful attempt to win a repeat flag and still lays claim to being the competition’s best ruckman. "The Melbourne skipper won All-Australian selection for the sixth time this year after a season when he averaged 19 disposals, 27 hitouts and nine hitouts to advantage. Spent more time closer to goal this season and is likely to do more of the same next year with the arrival of Brodie Grundy." - Herald Sun Date of Birth: 30 December 1991 Height: 209cm Weight: 111kg Games MFC 2022: 22 Career Total: 181 Goals MFC 2022: 13 Career Total: 88 Sixth Club Best & Fairest: 430 votes Brownlow Medal: 12 votes

Of course she is.

AFLW heavyweights Melbourne and Adelaide kick off the AFLW Season 7 Final Series with a massive Qualifying Final clash at Ikon Park this Friday night at 7:10pm. The game promises to be a cracker. Last season’s Grand Final combatants last met in Round 1where Melbourne came away with a strong 18-point victory at Glenelg Oval. The Dees will be hoping to replicate the result and move directly to the Preliminary Final. While Adelaide may not have been as intimidating this season as in previous years, they only lost twice. To the Demons in Round 1 and then Brisbane in Round 8 (by 22 points). Against other fellow finalists they earned narrow wins: Richmond (9 points), Collingwood (5) and Geelong (2). The Crows boast a heap of premiership talent right across the ground: • Their stars Ebony Marinoff, Anne Hatchard, and Chelsea Randall, the lively Niamh Kelly, wingers Eloise Jones and Stevie-Lee Thompson together form a top-shelf midfield combination; • Their in-form forward line contains two of the competitions leading goal scorers in ex-Dee Ash Woodland and Danielle Ponter, who is proving to be a match winner this season; and • Their whole defensive unit, led by Sarah Allan and Chelsea Biddell, is experiencedand finals hardened. Our Supergirl Tayla Harris once described Adelaide captain Chelsea Randall as her kryptonite, so she will be watching the teams’ announcements to see whether Chelsea springs a surprise return from her ankle injury. With a clean bill of health last week, the selectors have chosen to go in with an unchanged line-up. Our backline, led by Birch and Gillard, is statistically the best in the league with 184 points against. The defensive group has gelled really well against lesser opponents these past 6 weeks but will be thoroughly tested in this final. Goldie and Gay will be important components. Our midfield group has been excellent all season. Purcell, West, Hanks, Mithen, Heath, the tyro Mackin, and the ubiquitous Paxy are combining so well each week. Ruck, Loz Pearce is back to form and her duties are shared with Harris. Coach Mick Stinear strategically mixes Tayla’s gametime between the ruck, around the ground and forward with great team effect. The sides are evenly matched this week, but our multi-optioned attack has been difficult for opposition backlines to contain for four quarters. With Harris, Hore, Zanker, excitement machine Bannan and our experienced, wily skipper Daisy, there be plenty of potential headaches for Matthew Clarke and his Crow defenders. And a big shout out to Eden Zanker for her 50th game!!! History has seen these teams play 8 times with 4 wins apiece. Notably 2 of Adelaide’s wins were finals matches. At Ikon Park (against Carlton) Adelaide has played twice for 2 wins while Melbourne has played three times for 3 wins. Matthew Clarke, the Crows Senior Coach, was happy to finish the home and away season in the Top 4. He singled out Zoe Prowse and Danielle Ponter for praise for their recent performances. He was most happy with how Adelaide found ways to win close games but knows they must polish up their performance if they are to be successful in this finals campaign. When he was asked about Melbourne next week, he gave nothing away. Mick Stinear, the Demons coach, wants his team to continue to live in the moment, take their chances for goal and play out the full four quarters. Ikon is a happy ground for Melbourne and our game plan will flourish in a more pristine environment than the travails of Casey Fields. It’s going to be on from the first bounce, we can win this one. Melbourne by 11 points THE GAME Melbourne v Adelaide at Ikon Park (Princes Park), on Friday 4 November 2022 at 7:10pm (Melbourne time) HEAD TO HEAD Overall Melbourne 4 wins Adelaide 4 wins At Ikon Park Melbourne 0 wins Adelaide 0 wins The Coaches Stinear 4 wins Clarke 3 wins MEDIA TV - live on 7 and Kayo. Check your local guides. Radio - check your local guides. THE LAST TIME THEY MET [IN THE HOME AND AWAY] Melbourne 6.8 (44) defeated Adelaide 4.2 (26) at Norwood Oval, 26 August 2022 Melbourne exorcised their Season 6 Grand Final demons by defeating Adelaide in a rematch at Norwood Oval by 18 points. It was a pressure-filled match and showed that Melbourne had improved its contested football ability with Purcell and West allowing Paxman to work hard on the outside. We didn’t relent all evening. A 4-quarter performance. Harris renewed her acquaintance with Crows skipper Chelsea Randall in a fascinating battle and the two followed each forward and on the ball, both starring for their respective teams. For the Crows, Ash Woodland was dangerous kicking 3 goals and Hatchard played well in her 50th game. Ponter threatened to bring Adelaide back into contention with a goal in the last quarter but then Zanker and Paxman goaled and put the contest beyond doubt. GOALS Adelaide: Woodland 3, Ponter Melbourne: Hore, Harris, Hanks, D Pearce, Zanker, Paxman BEST Adelaide: Hatchard, Randall, Woodland, Thompson, Biddell, Newman Melbourne: West, Paxman, Purcell, Harris, Hore, Lampard INJURIES Adelaide: Nil Melbourne: Nil THE LAST TIME THEY MET [IN A FINAL] Adelaide 4.5 (29) defeated Melbourne 2.4.16 at Adelaide Oval, 9 April 2022 [Season 6 Grand Final] Meggs re-watched last year’s grand final to refresh the memory. We have definitely improved this season. Our superior skill execution under pressure this year is evident across the whole team. The Crows not so much but their 4-quarter pressure was too much for us on this day. Some of our kicking and slow decision making was highly predictable, caused by their pressure and provided easy pickings for the Adelaide defenders. Libby Birch had some ‘mare moments and through ill-discipline gave away the first goal. Mick will be pondering the best matchups for Ponter and Woodland this week. He has options. Goldie, Paxy, Hore, Loz Pearce and Hanksy were good throughout the match, our currently injured duo of McNamara and Colvin were strong contributors too and Bannan’s goal, the first half highlight. Marinoff and Hatchard were superb all day, as was Ponter. Meanwhile Randall blanketed Harris. The Crows were simply too good on the day and deserving winners. GOALS Adelaide: Ponter 2, Phillips, Hewett Melbourne: Bannan, Hore BEST Adelaide: Hatchard (best-on-field), Marinoff, Ponter, Phillips, Randall, Allan Melbourne: Paxman, Goldrick, McNamara, Hore, L Pearce, Mithen INJURIES Adelaide: Nil Melbourne: Sherriff (wrist) THE TEAMS MELBOURNE - No change

One of the best medium forwards in the business and a great reader of the flight of the ball in the air, Fritsch passed the half century in goals for the second year in a row but this time in a forward line that was often found wanting in the big games. "The star forward topped the Demons’ goalkicking for the third consecutive year with his 55 majors in 2022. Played every game in 2022, scoring in each match. Signed a new long-term deal at the end of last year to keep him at the Demons until at least 2026." - Herald Sun Date of Birth: 6 December 1996 Height: 188cm Weight: 84kg Games MFC 2022: 24 Career Total: 109 Goals MFC 2022: 55 Career Total: 173 Seventh Club Best & Fairest: 395 votes

Pipped at the post again.

Electric small forward with a huge back of tricks and a penchant for upsetting opposition defences, finding the goals and kicking plenty of them. Date of Birth: 2 June 2001 Height: 171cm Weight: 73kg Games MFC 2022: 23 Career Total: 62 Goals MFC 2022: 41 Career Total: 88 Eighth Club Best & Fairest: 391 votes Brownlow Medal: 4 votes

Half forward who is sometimes maligned but plays an important role in the Demons’ attacking sector. Known for the territory he covers and the number of selfless acts that often go unnoticed but end up setting up goals, these are the attributes that saw him finish inside the top ten in the club champion awards. "One of the Demons’ most improved players in their premiership season, Neal-Bullen didn’t have the same level of impact in 2022, kicking nine goals compared to his 15 last year. Contracted until the end of 2023 after signing a two-year extension in May last year." - Herald Sun Date of Birth: 9 January 1996 Height: 183cm Weight: 81kg Games MFC 2022: 23 Career Total: 128 Goals MFC 2022: 9 Career Total: 88 Ninth Club Best & Fairest: 384 votes

He should resign immediately from ever giving another opinion on football ever again. Completely lost any credibility.

He didn't say that did he?