Demonland

I love it when Chris Scott is angry about not getting a free that ends up costing a goal

Like a training drill

To be fair the only way we can assist in breaking this embarrassing record is by beating a reigning premier by a big margin in one of the first two rounds.

We’re officially out of the 8.

Any chance the Hawks will be this inaccurate next week?

Demonland Trackwatchers Kev Martin and Dee Zephyr wandered down to Gosch's Paddock on Saturday morning to bring you their observations from the Captain's Run in the lead up to Sunday's Round One match against the Bulldogs. KEV MARTIN'S CAPTAIN'S RUN OBSERVATIONS Rehab is out early. A beautiful Saturday morning, though plenty of dew on the paddock Verrall doing hard sprints along the boundary. McAdam individual program and has started, ball work, change of direction drills, and easy kicking and handball. Melky, carrying weights as he changes direction. Hunter continues his running program. Melky has joined him for some runs through the middle. Hunter is struggling to keep up with him (will need a block of conditioning). Captain's run cannot be far off. Verrall last session at Gosch's, looked like he may do a full training, though started with a test in rehab which he didn't pass. Was working on his hip, and stayed with rehab. Gus is greeting the squad with applause and cheers from them. He is wearing the coaches colours. Looks like they have appointed him in an off field role. Laurie is not with the squad. Strange isn't it. Not sure what is going on! When Choco called for forwards to have some goal kicking, BBB went behind the goals to kick the ball out to them. TMac definitely with the backs. Max also doing plenty of work with the backs. Salem with the mids. Howes and Rivers did some stoppage work high on the wings. Chandler was kicking well at goals. McQualter taking most of the structural sims. Goody taking the stoppages. Looks like they are looking for quick plays down the corridors, by hitting the inside players, short, middle or wide. Hore looked nervous at the start of the drills. Woey seems to have slimmed down since the start of the preseason, moving well. Kossie was forward and on song, looking very good, and extremely focused. There was a mob of the players wives and kids on the sidelines. They were really happy about TMac (dad of three), he ended his session rolling around with his kids. Max had some strapping on his lower left calf. Moving well and involved in everything. Tholstrup and Viney cannot stop tackling each other. Melky finished his session, tackling the bag, then attacks a ball put in by a trainer (plenty of intensity). Going about it well, head down, keeping a low profile, doing the team stuff. Certainly not as animated as previous years. DEE ZEPHYR'S CAPTAIN'S RUN OBSERVATIONS Brayshaw is here. Tholstrup the only emergency training. Bowey and Spargo walking laps. Kicking and handball drills along with linking have been met with some real sharpness in their short duration. Brown hasn’t joined in a couple of the drills and is doing solo work (snapping at goals, short handballs) with a couple of trainers. He looked ok to me, moved well during drills. He was very chummy with some of his teammates, especially Kozzie.

Vision is here

ESSENDON B: [1] Andrew McGrath, [32] Ben McKay, [21] Dyson Heppell HB: [27] Mason Redman, [31] Zach Reid, [29] Jake Kelly C: [5] Elijah Tsatas, [6] Jye Caldwell, [37] Nic Martin HF: [22] Sam Durham, [4] Kyle Langford, [16] Archie Perkins F: [25] Jake Stringer, [20] Peter Wright, [11] Jade Gresham FOL: [17] Todd Goldstein, [12] Will Setterfield, [7] Zach Merrett I/C: [13] Nik Cox, [23] Harrison Jones, [28] Xavier Duursma, [35] Matt Guelfi, [47] Jye Menzie EMG: [2] Sam Draper, [15] Jayden Laverde, [19] Nick Hind HAWTHORN B: [4] Jarman Impey, [8] Sam Frost, [14] Jack Scrimshaw HB: [16] Massimo D’Ambrosio, [6] James Sicily, [28] Cam Mackenzie C: [31] Connor Macdonald, [3] Jai Newcombe, [23] Josh Weddle HF: [18] Mabior Chol, [13] Dylan Moore, [34] Nick Watson F: [15] Blake Hardwick, [2] Mitch Lewis, [33] Jack Ginnivan FOL: [7] Ned Reeves, [25] Josh Ward, [11] Conor Nash I/C: [32] Finn Maginness, [5] James Worpel, [19] Jack Gunston, [22] Luke Breust, [10] Karl Amon EMG: [38] Max Ramsden, [37] Ethan Phillips, [44] Henry Hustwaite GWS GIANTS B: [27] Harry Himmelberg, [15] Sam Taylor, [39] Connor Idun HB: [6] Lachie Whitfield, [44] Jack Buckley, [7] Lachie Ash C: [33] Xavier O’Halloran, [22] Josh Kelly, [17] Finn Callaghan HF: [16] Brent Daniels, [26] Jake Riccardi, [14] Toby Bedford F: [4] Toby Greene, [23] Jesse Hogan, [46] Callum M. Brown FOL: [32] Kieren Briggs, [3] Stephen Coniglio, [12] Tom Green I/C: [10] Jacob Wehr, [28] Harvey Thomas, [19] Nick Haynes, [5] Aaron Cadman, [36] Harry Perryman EMG: [20] James Peatling, [31] Toby McMullin, [25] Lachlan Keeffe NORTH MELBOURNE B: [31] Josh Goater, [4] Aidan Corr, [42] Kallan Dawson HB: [16] Zac Fisher, [32] Toby Pink, [13] Darcy Tucker C: [15] Dylan Stephens, [9] Luke Davies-Uniacke, [8] Bailey Scott HF: [44] Cameron Zurhaar, [21] Callum Coleman-Jones, [10] Colby McKercher F: [25] Paul Curtis, [20] Nick Larkey, [7] Zane Duursma FOL: [38] Tristan Xerri, [6] George Wardlaw, [3] Harry Sheezel IC: [35] Charlie Lazzaro, [24] Tom Powell, [2] Jaidyn Stephenson, [14] Liam Shiels, [40] Eddie Ford EMG: [28] Bigoa Nyuon, [46] Robert Hansen Jr, [27] Miller Bergman GEELONG B: [44] Tom Stewart, [16] Sam De Koning, [39] Zach Guthrie HB: [42] Mark O’Connor, [38] Jack Henry, [22] Mitch Duncan C: [46] Mark Blicavs, [35] Patrick Dangerfield, [9] Max Holmes HF: [45] Brad Close, [18] Tyson Stengle, [26] Tom Hawkins F: [5] Jeremy Cameron, [28] Oliver Dempsey, [36] Oliver Henry FOL: [1] Rhys Stanley, [4] Tanner Bruhn, [13] Jhye Clark I/C: [8] Jake Kolodjashnij, [30] Tom Atkins, [2] Zach Tuohy, [32] Gryan Miers, [7] Shaun Mannagh EMG: [34] Oisin Mullin, [33] Shannon Neale, [3] Brandan Parfitt ST KILDA B: [14] Liam Stocker, [21] Zaine Cordy, [44] Callum Wilkie HB: [26] Josh Battle, [36] Riley Bonner, [7] Nasiah Wanganeen-Milera C: [32] Mason Wood, [6] Sebastian Ross, [8] Bradley Hill HF: [22] Darcy Wilson, [23] Liam Henry, [10] Mitch Owens F: [1] Jack Higgins, [12] Max King, [28] Tim Membrey FOL: [19] Rowan Marshall, [9] Jack Steele, [5] Brad Crouch I/C: [2] Marcus Windhager, [4] Lance Collard, [13] Ryan Byrnes, [25] Mattaes Phillipou, [43] Cooper Sharman EMG: [27] Arie Schoenmaker, [34] Hugo Garcia, [47] Anthony Caminiti GOLD COAST B: [32] Bodhi Uwland, [10] Charlie Ballard, [25] Sam Collins HB: [35] Connor Budarick, [27] Wil Powell, [6] Alex Sexton C: [8] Brayden Fiorini, [11] Touk Miller, [4] Brandon Ellis HF: [9] Ben Ainsworth, [19] Bailey Humphrey, [16] Thomas Berry F: [34] Ben King, [13] Jack Lukosius, [41] Malcolm Rosas FOL: [28] Jarrod Witts, [15] Noah Anderson, [18] Matt Rowell I/C: [3] Sam Flanders, [7] Nick Holman, [24] David Swallow, [30] Levi Casboult, [44] Darcy Macpherson EMG: [2] Rory Atkins, [26] Will Graham, [49] Ned Moyle ADELAIDE B: [24] Josh Worrell, [41] Jordan Butts, [33] Brodie Smith HB: [30] Wayne Milera, [35] James Borlase, [16] Max Michalanney C: [38] Lachlan Sholl, [12] Jordan Dawson, [1] Chayce Jones HF: [2] Ben Keays, [23] Izak Rankine, [8] Josh Rachele F: [21] Chris Burgess, [32] Darcy Fogarty, [44] Lachlan Gollant FOL: [43] Reilly O’Brien, [29] Rory Laird, [3] Sam Berry IC: [10] Luke Pedlar, [5] Matt Crouch, [4] Lachlan Murphy, [14] Jake Soligo, [20] Mitchell Hinge EMG: [34] Elliott Himmelberg, [25] Edward McHenry, [48] Mark Keane MELBOURNE B: [24] Trent Rivers, [1] Steven May, [8] Jake Lever HB: [4] Judd McVee, [22] Blake Howes, [27] Marty Hore C: [15] Ed Langdon, [5] Christian Petracca, [6] Caleb Windsor HF: [32] Tom Sparrow, [2] Jacob van Rooyen, [36] Kysaiah Pickett F: [30] Alex Neal-Bullen, [31] Bayley Fritsch, [37] Kade Chandler FOL: [11] Max Gawn, [7] Jack Viney, [13] Clayton Oliver I/C: [3] Christian Salem, [14] Jack Billings, [25] Tom McDonald, [40] Taj Woewodin, [50] Ben Brown EMG: [16] Bailey Laurie, [33] Tom Fullarton, [39] Koltyn Tholstrup, WESTERN BULLDOGS B: [29] Lachlan Bramble, [19] Liam Jones, [17] Nick Coffield HB: [20] Ed Richards, [24] Buku Khamis, [31] Bailey Dale C: [22] James Harmes, [1] Adam Treloar, [12] Harvey Gallagher HF: [9] Ryley Sanders, [7] Rory Lobb, [3] Cody Weightman F: [14] Rhylee West, [33] Aaron Naughton, [2] Jamarra Ugle-Hagan FOL: [44] Tim English, [4] Marcus Bontempelli, [21] Tom Liberatore IC: [35] Caleb Daniel, [39] Jason Johannisen, [30] Lachlan McNeil, [23] Laitham Vandermeer, [34] Bailey Williams EMG: [18] James O’Donnell, [13] Oskar Baker, [10] Sam Darcy PORT ADELAIDE B: [3] Ryan Burton, [27] Esava Ratugolea, [25] Brandon Zerk-Thatcher HB: [34] Lachie Jones, [21] Aliir Aliir, [5] Dan Houston C: [14] Miles Bergman, [1] Connor Rozee, [10] Travis Boak HF: [33] Darcy Byrne-Jones, [4] Todd Marshall, [18] Jason Horne-Francis F: [41] Jed McEntee, [22] Charlie Dixon, [15] Willie Rioli FOL: [13] Ivan Soldo, [16] Ollie Wines, [9] Zak Butters I/C: [6] Kane Farrell, [44] Jackson Mead, [31] Francis Evans, [28] Willem Drew, [11] Jeremy Finlayson, EMG: [7] Jase Burgoyne, [23] Dylan Williams, [24] Jordon Sweet WEST COAST B: [23] Alex Witherden, [37] Tom Barrass, [19] Brady Hough HB: [14] Liam Duggan, [20] Jeremy McGovern, [28] Tom Cole C: [5] Jayden Hunt, [6] Elliot Yeo, [3] Andrew Gaff HF: [13] Noah Long, [27] Jack Darling, [21] Jack Petruccelle F: [2] Jake Waterman, [12] Oscar Allen, [15] Jamie Cripps FOL: [32] Bailey J. Williams, [11] Tim Kelly, [9] Harley Reid I/C: [7] Reuben Ginbey, [10] Tyler Brockman, [16] Luke Edwards, [18] Campbell Chesser, [40] Callum Jamieson EMG: [31] Jamaine Jones, [41] Ryan Maric, [43] Tyrell Dewar FREMANTLE B: [11] James Aish, [25] Alex Pearce, [6] Jordan Clark HB: [13] Luke Ryan, [15] Ethan Hughes, [21] Oscar McDonald C: [44] Matthew Johnson, [7] Nat Fyfe, [14] Jeremy Sharp HF: [18] Tom Emmett, [35] Josh Treacy, [32] Michael Frederick F: [39] Sam Switkowski, [24] Jye Amiss, [10] Michael Walters FOL: [9] Luke Jackson, [3] Caleb Serong, [8] Andrew Brayshaw I/C: [36] Brennan Cox, [41] Bailey Banfield, [23] Karl Worner, [26] Hayden Young, [28] Neil Erasmus EMG: [29] Cooper Simpson, [17] Will Brodie, [42] Liam Reidy BRISBANE LIONS B: [37] Brandon Starcevich, [27] Darcy Gardiner, [35] Ryan Lester HB: [26] Conor McKenna, [31] Harris Andrews, [44] Darcy Wilmot C: [28] Jaspa Fletcher, [16] Cam Rayner, [7] Jarrod Berry HF: [23] Charlie Cameron, [30] Eric Hipwood, [6] Hugh McCluggage F: [11] Lincoln McCarthy, [3] Joe Daniher, [15] Dayne Zorko FOL: [46] Oscar McInerney, [5] Josh Dunkley, [17] Jarryd Lyons I/C: [1] Kai Lohmann, [2] Deven Robertson, [4] Callum Ah Chee, [33] Zac Bailey, [43] Noah Answerth EMG: [29] James Tunstill, [32] Darcy Fort, [40] Jack Payne