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I WANT A TANK

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I don't want to tank in the Cartel Football Club fashion.

I mean an actually tank...a big one, big enough to excite people!

This tank can be a rallying point for the "March to the G" QB weekend.

The tank should have some red & blue insignia on it. Club legends can ride on it: Barassi, Flower, Stynes etc

We could have replica WWII GI helmets Red & Blue one's [cheap, light plastic]. We could all wear $1.00 red MFC plastic ponchos for maximum visual effect

Caroline Ferguson, the 3AW traffic chick can give "traffic reports" re the tanks progress to the G [she's a Dee supporter and may do it if I ask really nicely].

We will need a marching band of course [i would have suggested Scotch or Melbourne Grammar in the 150th year but being a long weekend this might not wash].

Why would the Army give us a tank I hear you say?...PR I reply, great photo op AND they can set up a recruitment / PR tent at one of the biggest games of the year, with their tank parked beside it.

Can this be done...or am I just DeeReaming?

 

If we dont have a PR bloke...this guy gets my vote..!! lol

Red and Blue army.. I kinda like it..lol :lol: :D :P

Now I know many people would laugh and scoff at things like this.. I strangely think its got a certain "oomph " to it.

Its a tad Bransonish... now there a Sponsor ................................ ( Hmm Demons and Virgins !! hehehe )

oh and the media would lap it up !!!

" MELBOURNE TANKS FIRST GAME !!!" theyd play it for all it was worth. what a hoot..lol

Also in a way it would start the reclamation of it being OUR 150th !!

 

Is the MFC the tank or the man?

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Is the MFC the tank or the man?

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:lol: Brilliant

Actually if you look closely its a picture from last year...thats James Brayshaw standing in front and Andrew Demetriou is driving the lead tank


:lol: Brilliant

Actually if you look closely its a picture from last year...thats James Brayshaw standing in front and Andrew Demetriou is driving the lead tank

great idea 'DeeReaming' but what if we did it for the DEES v carltank game @ around rnd 5.

If you can,t get permission for a tank on the road we could get someones small tray truck & dress it up with visy cardboard boxes into the shape of a tank with landcruiser (see sponsor, toyota) emblems, & No5 on it. No doubt it would have a small barrell pointing backwards & we could push it to the 'G'. :)

if no tank....possibly an armoured personnel carrier.. still quite forboding.. rated for all roads !! just idea

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if no tank....possibly an armoured personnel carrier.. still quite forboding.. rated for all roads !! just idea

BB59 an Armoured personnel carrier will create much the same effect [although the more clanking noise the better] a lot depends upon if the army goes for it, if so it all costs next to nix for the MFC.

MFC Marketing & Communications Officer quite likes the tank idea for the QB "march to the G"

Bit of bloody razz-a-ma-taz.

I am informed that to help stir the blood there will be bagpipers to accompany the march....hoots man

And if that's not enough for you I am assured that breakfast at Fed Square is free.

 
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And HEY PRESTO we're on top of the ladder already!

heheh 'a good tank will eventually put you up the ladder' that picture should be on Carlton's jumper

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