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As I was going through my old grandpa's belongings after his death, he was 110 years old, he was a old archaeologist uncovering some of the world's ancient wonders, I came across his journals of his archaeological digs in Rome, he wrote about the finding of a ancient text, buried in the previously unknown the great Julius Caesar  tome, they where  translated to English, it was titled raising demon legions. They learnt Caesar and 2 other centurions would chant this text before his army would go to battle, it was believed that this would posses his soldiers with a Demon legion, this would give them superhuman strength, and no fear, this is why Caesar smaller army's where able to beat larger legions. But in Caesars last battle, he chanted this alone, He wrote in his journals that this text should never be read out lound my one person, because that man would never find peace, but if you did, you had to have three people read it at the same time, this text would release the demons and make them a formidable force. After the hell the Melbourne demons are going through, me and two of my mates decided it was time for this demon to be released. I ask some of you demon fans out there, to do the same thing, and read this text, that I'm about to reveal.

Oh great and powerful ancient demon, Alala rises and take the souls of my men, lead them to battle take their hearts and minds. Oh rise great demon Androktasian and  beat my enemy's, the filth, the Blues baggers the peptoide bombers, the road kill roos, the rising sun, the ugly orange giant, the stoned crows, the lighting power failures, the bad news bears, the 2 time dogs, the 1 flag Saints, the blood swan, the meth coast, the shockers, the microwave tigs, the abortion hawks, and the grandpa cats.

 

 

Bravo marieisademon, Bravo indeed.!!!

 

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