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Yze Magic, the Port Adelaide Bogans and VK Commodores

Biffinator
in Melbourne Demons

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I thought we played better last week in terms of mechanics. We are on the verge of a victory. If the Big Fella comes back, being at the G, I reckon we're going to win.

So I am one with Yze Magic - though not in terms of margin. Dees by 6 points.

With the match bearing down upon us, I am always concerned by the influx of Port Adelaide bogans into our fair city of Melbourne. If Bracksy wants to pump up the State Revenue, he should set up a toll-gate on the border.

$50 bucks for every Commodore, be it a VB (don't forget the Series II - what a winner) VC, VH ,VK (bonus points for the "Copper Rockets") or VL Commodore with a SA Licence Plate. I don't think the Port Power Bogans have made a transition yet to the luxurious VN and VP Commodores. The same rules apply to XD, XE and XF Falcons. An extra $10 bucks for every car that has a coat-hanger as a radio antenna. If they stay overnight in Melbourne or say, in the Moe Caravan Park, they are not allowed to substitute wheels for stumps.

There should also be some shearers at the tollgate to cull any bogans with mullets.

All West End lager has to be confiscated and sent to the Draino factory where it can surely be re-used.

Stand by the Dees.

Biffinator.

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    west end shouldnt be used to cool the power plants...if they want to bring coopers across however we should confiscate it and enjoy. botlte conditioned ales are a delight. and so is their stout.

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    coopers is a fine drop, its very suprising something of that quality came out of south australia (along with the hilltop hoods and our very own jared rivers!!!)

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    Ha. That is just brilliant.

    I've had the pleasure of sitting in the middle of the Port Adelaide cheer-squad at AAMI Stadium a few years ago (not by choice may I add).

    I'm still traumatized by the experience!

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