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My 3 word player analysis V The Fockers

joeboy
in Melbourne Demons

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Whelan - same sad story

Carroll - destroyed once again

Bizzell - was barely noticed

Ward - very little influence

Wheatley - hard to judge

Brown - erratic but dedicated

Bate - poor spacial awareness

Pickett - exciting but limited

Davey - more encouraging effort

Green - tried but limited

Miller - kept on presenting

Dunn - a promising beacon

Bell - can't doubt application

Jamar - nowhere to hide

Johnson - Tarzan impersonates Jane

McDonald - never stopped trying

Bruce - showed greater application

Godfrey - was found out

White - exerted no influence

Jones - injured too early

Sylvia - needs game time

Yze - finally a positive

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    bit hard on some of em Joeboy:

    Carroll - 3 on 1

    Bizzell - Did 1 percenters

    Ward - gave good drive

    Wheatley - sholder gone again

    Davey - 2 minute spells

    Green - a decoy forward

    Miller - cant mark anything

    Johnson - Great in defence

    Godfrey - Did quite well

    White - struggled against height

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    Johnson - Not a defender

    Not so much an assessment as statement on where injuries and match ups have left us.

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    Whelan - will be missed

    Carroll - nothing without Rivers

    Bizzell - time has passed

    Ward - did nothing again

    Wheatley - just a battler

    Brown - gave a contest

    Bate - has gone backwards

    Pickett - great despite limitations

    Davey - welcome back Flash

    Green - has sadly stagnated

    Miller - goalkicking has improved

    Dunn - got me excited

    Bell - absolutely smashed Tarrant

    Jamar - absolutely useless again

    Johnson - liked his game

    McDonald - gave his all

    Bruce - zero impact again

    Godfrey - shouldnt be playing

    White - old, slow, dumb

    Jones - another injured youngster

    Sylvia - the saviour returns

    Yze - shades of 2002

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