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1st Qtr:

  • GREAT ATTACK DISCO!!! 🕺🏻
  • That’s ok Kozz. Go again
  • [censored] yeah TRAC (tackle)🐂
  • How is that not 50??!!🤬
  • Bailey give off the handball!
  • Better Bailey!
  • Not to sure you wanna handball to max in that situation, Clarry🤔 Go yourself.
  • Fritta all class. Goal Dees 🔥
  • Where’s Trac?😕
  • Petty’s going to be super important today. Started ok.
  • Still not winning contest forward of Centre 
  • Good work BBB. Goal Dees
  • Welcome to AFL D. Turner. Head up mate
  • Clarry brought his own pill 💊 
  • Let’s go Dees💪🏾 Goal
  • I know it’s [censored] but you just gotta tackle lower against this muppet😠
  • Pressure getting better & better⤴️
  • Great 1st response to a dog of a week 👏🏽 

2nd Qtr:

  • Hibberd been important 
  • How’s that not a free to Jackson??!!😠
  • Now THAT’S the Trac we know. Trac to Nibbler🔥🔥🔥
  • Fantastic tackle Dogga
  • I LOVE YOU CLAYTON😩🥰
  • Harmes you messed up an absolute pearler of goal there bro🤦🏽‍♂️
  • Pressure is [censored] elite now Dee Boyz (21’ vibes)
  • Great call from the ump there. Clearly holding the ball against Sidebottom 
  • Brilliant Petty👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
  • Looks like a hands in the back to me!
  • Great effort from Spargs 
  • Jeez… 26 - 34👀

3rd Qtr:

  • Wowwwee Jack😂🏾
  • Pettraca got his bounce back at stoppage today
  • Oh Trac 😩
  • YeAAAH KOZZ🦟 
  • Can’t let that ball get over the back like that Disco.  Reset lad 
  • That doesn’t look good from Max😕
  • Absolute shocking kick into F50 from Lever🤬
  • AHHH SOMEONE TELL MELBS COX PLAYS FOR THE PIES!!!😡
  • Langdon barely sighted today
  • Well. Game on. 45 - 47
  • Gus is playing some Qtr 
  • Gus is playing some Qtr (purposely repeated)❤️

4th Qtr:

  • Give the ball off to Kozz Charlie! Move the ball on Melbourne!➡️➡️➡️
  • Get M. Brown out of there!!! Ohh [censored] there’s no ones else
  • We’re too banged up now. Health is wealth🤕
  • That’s a lazy lazy [censored] tackle attempt from BBB
  • Max on one leg
  • I’m sorry but you’re NOT going to kick a winning score by slow play going forward🙅🏾
  • Get em up Jacko!
  • Stop trying to play perfect footy boys🤬
  • James Harmes busy worrying about pointing at the man on the mark instead of manning the mark🤦🏽‍♂️
  • We’re cooked here
  • Welcome AFL 2022 - buckle up

🔴🔵

 
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1 hour ago, spirit of norm smith said:

Ditto from me. Love the scribble 👏👏

Maybe a few more 🤮🤮today 

Maxy 🚑

Yeah 100% mate🤮

Skip could get barely get off one leg

 
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18 minutes ago, layzie said:

Good scribble, pretty much how my mental scribble went today. 

These 2nd half's are testing me…


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