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My 3 word player analysis V Collingwood

joeboy
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The delivery to Weideman was horrible for the most part. He played well

Hore was good too.

McDonald is clearly injured. 

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    A very rare winter's journey deep south last weekend attending our first big freeze. So here is our three word dispassionate analysis. Cheer up joeboy!

    Jones - lost a yard

    Viney - bust or crash

    Gawn - captain by performance

    Oliver - proliferate with ball

    Brayshaw - greater match involvement

    Hore - dwarf versus giant

    May -  better late than ...

    Lever - commendable return game 

    Fritsch - ying and yang

    Salem - uncharacteristic turnover king 

    Frost - out for count

    Hibberd - recovery ward escapee 

    Baker - learning the ropes

    Harmes - committed team man

    Petracca - can impose himself

    Hannan - greater connectivity required 

    Weideman - stood his ground

    Spargo - tackling efforts improved  

    Garlett - enigma within enigma

    Hunt - fluffed easier shot

    T. McDonald - scoreboard pressure needed

    Wagner - underrated, unappreciated soldier

    Kicking coach - kick up khyber!

    Collingwood supporters - surprisingly well mannered

     

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    goal kicking by omission

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    22 hours ago, DemonLad5 said:

    The delivery to Weideman was horrible for the most part. He played well

    Hore was good too.

    McDonald is clearly injured. 

    Tom had the boots off quicker than ever on Monday. Given the likely nature of the injury I'm not sure if it's one they can operate on or if it's just one he has to manage, but if an operation is required I really hope the club sends him off for it now. The season is over for us, and it will be incredibly short sighted if we run the players into the ground in a desperate attempt to milk everything we can out of it and end up in the same boat preparation wise next year.

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