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Burnside would change our policy of drafting to diversity over best available.

We have enough problems with our drafting as it is. When we have a transgender, lesbian, indigenous, centre half forward he will be happy but we will further from a premiership.

 
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1 hour ago, Petraccattack said:

Meter maids are still going strong up in Surfers paradise.

But this is Melbourne, the faux outrage capital of Australia so you're right, it wouldn't work here.  The pink haired feminists would be out in force.

You sound like a red bull drinking tradie, who listens to SEN, who is thick as 2 bricks; who smokes 2 packs a day, yet complains about the cost of living; who has his refrigerated aircon on 24 hours a day with windows open yet complains about his energy bill; who bought a V8 Ute accelerating hard from traffic lights yet complains about fuel costs; who thinks Clive Palmer has some good ideas; who probably likes coal but wouldn’t live within a bulls roar of a power station; who thinks the Herald Sun and Sky News are the beacons of journalism; who stands up for free speech, yet won’t tolerate what Yasmin said on Anzac Day.

 

Give me outrage and pink haired feminists anyday, over the average non PC ‘bloke’.  Take your meter maids, transistor; darts and the rest and find a cave.

 

 

17 minutes ago, TGR said:

Give me outrage and pink haired feminists anyday, over the average non PC ‘bloke’. 

 

 

Good luck with that.

 

I couldn't care less about the politics one way or the other, but the idea that anyone would give a fat rat's clacker if we wheeled Burnside out as a fan is comical.

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