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Jurrah to Port?

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Another injury? What's wrong with him now?

His wrist is shot, maybe he went for a swim in the Murray River.

 

His wrist is shot, maybe he went for a swim in the Murray River.

I heard he has tennis elbow.

If you forget to warm up before swinging a machete (allegedly) your going to have a bad time.

I heard he has tennis elbow.

If you forget to warm up before swinging a machete (allegedly) your going to have a bad time.

That's a horrible post, like most of yours. Go troll somewhere else jerk.

 

That's a horrible post, like most of yours. Go troll somewhere else jerk.

I agree it was wrong, but I had a little laugh at the humour. Some times wrong is just plain funny.

I agree it was wrong, but I had a little laugh at the humour. Some times wrong is just plain funny.

Geez mate not the sharpest tool in the shed if you found that funny.


It has nothing to do with intelligence Stuie. Being politically correct can be just plain boring sometimes.

I happen to think your reply was horrible. Those in glass houses.......

Glass houses? Pretty big difference between being a witless offensive troll and catching someone out as a witless offensive troll.

Same difference between a humourless bully and catching someone out as a humourless bully.

 

Lets stop this now and agree to disagree and leave the aggression alone hey...

That's a horrible post, like most of yours. Go troll somewhere else jerk.

It's a joke stuie.

Gee whiz if your going to try and pull up everyone on DL who tries to make cheap joke your going to have a tough time... might I suggest warming up first?


Lets stop this now and agree to disagree and leave the aggression alone hey...

Just to clarify, was calling the original poster a troll not you mate.

Just found it extremely offensive and it should not be accepted even though Liam no longer plays for MFC.

It's a joke stuie.

Gee whiz if your going to try and pull up everyone on DL who tries to make cheap joke your going to have a tough time... might I suggest warming up first?

Bad call troll. It's not a joke, and I expect more from Demonland than overtly offensive rubbish like that.

Just because you don't share another's sense of humour don't make that person a troll.

The best jokes have an element of truth, and a pinch of offense...

I almost posted the same line/joke earlier tonight but pulled back knowing those who believe the rest of us should pandering to them, would get their noses out of joint... and I wasn't wrong.

Edited by PaulRB

I dont think being offensive was the aim from anyone. It was a joke. Wrong but funny!!!

If I was to tell a joke about the Englishmen, Australian and the Irishman. Would you take the same offence? Sometimes wrong is funny. What makes it really wrong is if it comes from a place of prejeduce

I dont think this was that case!!

Just because you don't share another's sense of humour don't make that person a troll.

The best jokes have an element of truth, and a pinch of offense...

I almost posted the same line/joke earlier tonight but pulled back knowing those who believe the rest of us should pandering to them, would get their noses out of joint... and I wasn't wrong.

I dont think being offensive was the aim from anyone. It was a joke. Wrong but funny!!!

If I was to tell a joke about the Englishmen, Australian and the Irishman. Would you take the same offence? Sometimes wrong is funny. What makes it really wrong is if it comes from a place of prejeduce

I dont think this was that case!!

Yeah, racism and cultural violence, hilarious. Great taste guys.


Just to clarify, was calling the original poster a troll not you mate.

Just found it extremely offensive and it should not be accepted even though Liam no longer plays for MFC.

I've been a big advocate for LJ, and expressed my opinions of him several times.

I've wished him all the best and understood the series of factors that has resulted him leaving.

Obviously others have found it funny, and just because you don't share their sense of humor doesn't give you a right to call people jerks, call their intelligence in to question and call people trolls.

Don't take a single cheap joke as an indication of otherwise and if your so easily offended then honestly the internet isn't the right place for you

Edited by PJ_12345

Yeah, racism and cultural violence, hilarious. Great taste guys.

Get real stuie

http://youtu.be/fUspLVStPbk

Another one for you, this one mocks people with speak impediments ;-))

http://youtu.be/2K8_jgiNqUc

Edited by PaulRB

Yeah, racism and cultural violence, hilarious. Great taste guys.

Where is there any racism or cultural violence in my joke?

I am making a joke about a person (race aside) recieving a common injury from swinging a machete in a case they are currently defending.

Don't start looking for things that aren't there.

Edited by PJ_12345

I've been a big advocate for LJ, and expressed my opinions of him several times.

I've wished him all the best and understood the series of factors that has resulted him leaving.

Obviously others have found it funny, and just because you don't share their sense of humor doesn't give you a right to call people jerks, call their intelligence in to question and call people trolls.

Don't take a single cheap joke as an indication of otherwise and if your so easily offended then honestly the internet isn't the right place for you

Oh you said some nice things about him and a couple of other people found your "joke" funny? That makes it all fine then... Cos everyone knows that's how you justify things.


Where is there any racism or cultural violence in my joke?

I am making a joke about a person recieving a common injury from swinging a machete in a case they are currently defending.

Don't start looking for things that aren't there.

Try and defend it all you like, you KNOW it was a poor effort.

Yeah, racism and cultural violence, hilarious. Great taste guys.

I've been a big advocate for LJ, and expressed my opinions of him several times.

I've wished him all the best and understood the series of factors that has resulted him leaving.

Obviously others have found it funny, and just because you don't share their sense of humor doesn't give you a right to call people jerks, call their intelligence in to question and call people trolls.

Don't take a single cheap joke as an indication of otherwise and if your so easily offended then honestly the internet isn't the right place for you

Stuie, you have taken this to a level that it didnt need to go. There is no racism here!!! Not that anyone needs to explain to you, but i have worked for indigenous organisation in Melb and have lobbied for land rights by going to speak to politicians about 10 point plan legislation that took such rights away. look it up. It was the Howard administration.

The thing about stereo types is, one they exist in all communities, and two, a bit fun can come out of making fun of them. Believe me, black men (aboriganals) take the [censored] out of themselves too. I could go on about many other minority groups too.

Relax

Stuie, you have taken this to a level that it didnt need to go. There is no racism here!!! Not that anyone needs to explain to you, but i have worked for indigenous organisation in Melb and have lobbied for land rights by going to speak to politicians about 10 point plan legislation that took such rights away. look it up. It was the Howard administration.

The thing about stereo types is, one they exist in all communities, and two, a bit fun can come out of making fun of them. Believe me, black men (aboriganals) take the [censored] out of themselves too. I could go on about many other minority groups too.

Relax

Sooooo stereotypes are fine, you've talked to people in Melbourne, and you think it's fine to take the [censored] out of "black men" whose ethnicity you don't even know how to spell?! ("aboriganals").... Not an awesome defense mate.

I've been a youth worker and have worked in remote communities and I can tell you those guys would not appreciate this "humour".

 

Have whatever opinions you like, I know I won't change your minds, but I'm not giving the troll anymore power by posting again about this.

We all know it was stupid and will be deleted.

Oh you said some nice things about him and a couple of other people found your "joke" funny? That makes it all fine then... Cos everyone knows that's how you justify things.

Try and defend it all you like, you KNOW it was a poor effort.

I dont quite know what your looking for stuie - I've aready admitted that it was a cheap joke.

But you've turned a tonge in cheek joke into a satement of racism and social violence driven by the fact the LJ has left.

As many others have said, relax, its a joke.

If you don't find it funny then move along but don't start having a go at everyone.


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