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Team F A Points Percentage

Sydney Swans 444 254 16 175%

St Kilda 364 227 12 160%

Melbourne 378 258 12 147%

Collingwood 370 268 12 138%

Western Bulldogs 420 305 12 138%

Fremantle 443 368 12 120%

Brisbane Lions 369 351 12 105%

Geelong Cats 377 280 8 135%

North Melbourne 297 404 8 74%

Port Adelaide 288 397 8 73%

Carlton 266 257 4 104%

West Coast Eagles 341 398 4 86%

Essendon 297 409 4 73%

Hawthorn 304 405 0 75%

Adelaide 243 399 0 61%

Richmond 255 476 0 54%

(apologies for the re-formatting of the text that will probably happen)

Today's number a-la Sesame Street is the number 4. in the past 4 rounds with our 4 quarter efforts, we have scored the 4th most points for and the 4th least points have been kicked against us, which would have put us in the top 4.

It's a bit of a "What if..." post, but i find it interesting anyway.

 

Not to spoil your work but to expand on the numbers thing, prior to today's game we had 8th most for, 8th most against and ladder position of 8th :-)

if melbourne won five games last year we would only have half of ScullGove :rolleyes:

 

Team F A Points Percentage

Sydney Swans 444 254 16 175%

St Kilda 364 227 12 160%

Melbourne 378 258 12 147%

Collingwood 370 268 12 138%

Western Bulldogs 420 305 12 138%

Fremantle 443 368 12 120%

Brisbane Lions 369 351 12 105%

Geelong Cats 377 280 8 135%

North Melbourne 297 404 8 74%

Port Adelaide 288 397 8 73%

Carlton 266 257 4 104%

West Coast Eagles 341 398 4 86%

Essendon 297 409 4 73%

Hawthorn 304 405 0 75%

Adelaide 243 399 0 61%

Richmond 255 476 0 54%

(apologies for the re-formatting of the text that will probably happen)

Today's number a-la Sesame Street is the number 4. in the past 4 rounds with our 4 quarter efforts, we have scored the 4th most points for and the 4th least points have been kicked against us, which would have put us in the top 4.

It's a bit of a "What if..." post, but i find it interesting anyway.

as long as you're 'what-iffing' take your ladder and give us the 4 premiership points Collingwood robbed off us and we are 2nd

And if my Aunty had balls, she'd be my Uncle.


Or an auntie with balls.

Or a very good liar.

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