Demon Head

Don’t you just love September when the bananas are ripe and nobody in the GWS team has a relative weighing over 200kg.

He’s not telling Geelong anything but rather, what he perceived at the time which was the togetherness of one team and the cockiness of the other. Forget how many they have “played since us”. Think about how many each of them will play in the future.

Tweet from Sam Landsberger - Demon fans who sat through .. 2008: Melb 5.11 (41) def by Gee 24.13 (157) 2011: Melb 7.5 (47) def by Gee 37.11 (233) 2013: Melb 5.6 (36) def by Ess 28.16 (184) 2014: Melb 3.16 (34) def by GWS 15.8 (98) 2016: Melb 6.8 (48) def by Gee 24.11 (155) Last night was for you. ??

Punishment for Collingwood. They forfeit tomorrow’s game v Fremantle. Thoughts?

The players due to be tested were Jayden Hunt and Joel Smith. How did they go?

Thanks. Much appreciated.

What about replacing it with a bionic prosthetic toe?

Yet another job for another person at Bomberland at the time of the injection regime. Not particularly a good look for the AFL, is it?

You're watching Redtube with your grandkids?

Look on the bright side Redleg. Had we not been so pathetic for all those years, you might have lost 100s of hours of glorious irreplaceable vision of great Demon victories.

That's going to happen anyway.

OK. Is discussion about the old man allowed?

England beaten by Pakistan in three days. How many do they have to lose before South Africa gets to #1 in the world rankings?

It's in Victoria. Post code Vic 3126. Nice people like Garry Lyon live here.

I think you've had too much Xmas cheer Redleg. I'm in Canterbury and there's not a sniff of sea air in my nostrils. Moreover, I don't believe they allow boguns like Dermie into this part of town.

Some good news for Demon fans. I went to a barbecue on Christmas Day and Tom Banana Fritter and his family were there. I spoke to Tom and he said that he is yet to make up his mind whether to stay at Melbourne or go to GWS. However, he did add that he and the folks are flying up to Sydney on New Year's Day just to have another good look around but the way he spoke of his love of the club and how he wants to be a one club player suggested that he will definitely stay. BTW, the BBQ had to be cancelled after Phil B F started hoeing into the food early eating all the steaks, chops, sausages, salads, felafels and the ... er, um ... banana fritters. It was like someone worked over the food table with a vacuum cleaner.

How many days to go?

Robert Pyman. Why man?