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Whats the point of his training reports if he is posting false information on here? Claims he knows the extent of the Viney injury but is keeping it a secret... yet he posts on here multiple times that Vineys right on track. Credibility shot to pieces. His reports are worthless. 'Fake news', you could say.

But it was hilarious.

We performed well in the JLT. I see no signs of division at all and I am as pessimistic as most of us when it comes to the MFC.

And by right on track he meant right on track for Round 1. Conclusion - the players give Saty nothing, as we always knew. Case closed.

Hogan - Jetta - Tracca - Hunt - Viney Jones - Daisy - Hibberd - Oliver - Gawn Might be Wagner in place of Hibberd though if the sponsored players are both up there again.

Wouldn't surprise me at all, sadly.

Look at that acceleration, not to mention the finish. If he doesn't become the best player in the comp and one of the greats of the modern era it should be considered a failure.

Was thinking earlier who we should play on Ablett, if he plays mostly forward. I was thinking Jetta, but Hunt makes more sense probably.

We play twice at the GABBA in the first eight rounds of the season.

We will be spending all our spare change on Ollie Wines. Forget Dalhaus.

Im not sure who it is, looks like Russell Robertson to me, though its obviously a current player. Edit - Just realized its Hogan.. for some reason I dont think of him with facial hair even though he does have it. Weird!

The chemistry between Caro and Hutchy on Footy Classified is absolutely electric... are they an item?

The old theme song sounded nice and warm and organic, like listening to a Beatles or Pink Floyd record, or any old record for that matter. The new one is too digital, clean and lacking character. Like listening to Katy Perry or any modern radio bubblegum pop.

Allen Jakovich returns to Melbourne as goal kicking coach. Jesse will be kicking 4 goals 8 behinds per game and be a lot more fun to watch.

Kobe Farmer has chosen Melbourne over Freo for father-son rule?

1. Adelaide 2. Richmond 3. Melbourne 4. Geelong 5. GWS 6. Port Adelaide 7. Sydney 8. Western Bulldogs 9. Essendon 10. Collingwood 11. Hawthorn 12. Fremantle 13. West Coast 14. St. Kilda 15. Brisbane 16. Carlton 17. Gold Coast 18. North Melbourne Cant see Geelong missing top 4 unfortunately, not with Danger, Hawkins, Selwood and Ablett plus a ridiculous home ground advantage that any other team would kill for.

All J**k W**tts talk should go in the no TS no BS thread. Im already sick of hearing about this guy and seeing this thread.

Some people will scoff at that, but when he moved forward he was possibly the best defensive half forward in the comp, shutting down his opponent and kicking goals weekly. Genius move by the coaches.

Nothing article. I am still thankful for Caro for how hard she went at Hird and Essendon during the ASADA/WADA saga. She slaughtered them with the truth, which was the counterweight needed for the sickening lovefest the druggos were getting from the Herald Sun.

lol @ the Bulldogs version. Their fans are going to be furious. All of them suck though. No bass, no balls, unorganic. Sad times. Great job Gil and the AFL. You [censored] morons.

Why do you think they want him gone so badly? Hes making every president since Reagan look utterly worthless.

http://www.afl.com.au/news/2018-03-16/season-preview-melbourne Hadnt seen this posted yet.

Please tell me this is a parody article highlighting how hopelessly out of touch the AFL hierarchy are and their addiction to fixing things that aren't broken and their constant desecration of footy traditions. It can not be real.

7 wins and a bottom 4 finish incoming.