The heart beats true

Carlton’s new game plan is to try and kick goals from 90 metres out.

Surely Sicily is sent to the tribunal because they aren’t sure it’s reportable right?

Love it! I’m in. Also, for those history nerds out there, the Mexican Wave actually originated in the US. It was popularised at the 1986 World Cup in Mexico. Hence the name. The ‘86 World Cup was supposed to be hosted by Columbia, but they couldn’t afford it. Doing the ‘Colombian Wave’ sounds like a lot more fun.

How can we know what to complain about when we haven't seen the team???????

Dermott just said of George Wardlaw ‘Imagine he thought you had his share at dinner time?’ Does Derm live in medieval Byzantium?

I feel like his lack of strength and competitive nature is being highly exploited today.

Free kick Collingwood.

That was really nice from Jefferson!

That Jetta for Collingwood looks a player.

Smacking 'em.

Freo fans booing the umpires! You couldn’t make it up.

Shai Bolton won them the game.

Noice!

I think as the coach you have to send the captain out to the umpires at 3/4 time and tell them the free kick differential. If nothing else then you plant the seed, and make them accountable in the last quarter.

Throw your hands up, get a free kick. This is embarrassing for the AFL.

The umpire failed to quickly call a ball up then, causing a player to be continually spun around in a tackle until his momentum created a slinging tackle. That’s really poor.

I feel strongly that there was a more eloquent way for this to be phrased.

Blood bath for the Eagles again.

Ahhh. Thanks.

And Disco Turner?

This is why Brisbane can’t be taken seriously. Away from Brisbane they can’t be trusted.

That free kick in the square happens 80 times a week and NEVER gets paid.

Dogs look very ordinary. A lot of their players look to have stalled. Smith doing nothing. Meanwhile Port are having that season where their second tier talent are playing well above their expectations. Be interesting to see if they can keep it up for a year. I think Ken may have stacked the cards for an all out assault early. Will see in the second part of the year.

It’s not often I think the Bulldogs have been hard done by with the umpires.

Bulldogs goal kicking is horrific.