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Very Jaded

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Everything posted by Very Jaded

  1. Cameron out with the hammy. Helps Essendon. He’s kept them in it.
  2. There is a special place in hell reserved for Geelong. It’s called cheating duckers avenue.
  3. Essendon’s crap backline is really hurting them.
  4. Umps loving Geelong. Essendon fans booing themselves to death at home.
  5. They’re a very high scoring sides. To keep them to 57 points was absolutely amazing. We don’t win pretty but we don’t lose ugly either.
  6. Geelong get a freebie thanks to a soft deliberate.
  7. Geelong look old. And slow. Long may it continue.
  8. Because some people have jobs and small kids they want to [censored] off to bed before the game starts. Solid time.
  9. I also hate Geelong above all other teams that ever existed. And it’s better for us if they lose tonight. Sadly it won’t happen. You only think Essendon are great because the media is telling you they’re great. But they’re not.
  10. I also don’t get why anyone likes or wants Thursday night footy. It’s a massive inconvenience for literally anyone who adults. Just the worst.
  11. Houses in the Peninsula cost an absolute bomb in comparison to house in Geelong. There is no incentive unless you are being paid overs.
  12. Wait until they lose by 15 goals tonight!
  13. If you are a member and you are free tomorrow afternoon, turn up! Home crowd is a big advantage and every week we can go watch a game live, is one week closer to another lockdown. Make the most of it while it lasts. Even if its going to be wet, there will be that many vacant seats, you can just move under cover.
  14. The only way we meet the vaccination targets is if/when we get a whole heap of Pfizer or Moderna You will not get to high levels of vaccinations with AZ being the main vaccine available. Rightly or wrongly, that vaccine has been dragged through the mud. It is too late now. We need big supply of one of the other vaccines so we can get moving.
  15. That is rubbish. Why do we deserve a 5 day break and why do Essendon get a Friday night game?
  16. Bob with the big news! Hope this is not a Samson scenario.
  17. OH MY GOD, they haven't played in Geelong in 25 years. Try being us and getting sent to that dump every. single. year. Cry me an absolute river Essendon. Such entitled wankers.
  18. Dogs have a more 'fun' brand to watch and they can smash teams. We are only exciting to watch if you're a Melbourne supporter. Lets be honest, defensive game plans are drab, but they win flags. To be honest I just really want this game to happen in Victoria. I don't care if it's Sunday twilight. But bloody SA are just not letting that Covid spread. Rude.
  19. He would nail the criteria of being an inbred nuffie with a self inflated ego and a head too offensive for TV.
  20. Guess what’s a better incentive than making up numbers in the eight… finishing top of the ladder.
  21. Dew was one of my favorite players back in the day. Now he’s my favorite Michelin man.
  22. He’s off to pee himself on the bus on the way home.
  23. Reiwoldt mouthing off to the umpires after the siren? Well I never. Flags don’t win you class.
  24. Gold Coast’s 6 fans are adorable. Enjoy the win!
  25. Gold Coast. Well done. Just hold on now!

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