Very Jaded

I hope non of them are suffering CTE from their playing days. But going by the rubbish they constantly spit from their mouth, it’s very possible they are.

M50 is a really good bay, it's where our reserved seats are during the season. You're next to the MCC, on the wing, next to the Melbourne bench. It looks like all of Demonland will be there on Friday night. Lets make some noise and win!

But look this thread alone, people still can't get in! So the system can't possibly know that Melbourne fans won't turn up 50 minutes after tickets have gone on sale.

It's not Blues supporter, it's that both Semis are on sale at the same time, as well as NRL finals tickets. WHY oh WHY did they not stagger the release like last week?

Pathetic. I am sorry but given the 50/50 allocation they should be made to WAIT until the end of the members pre-sale period to re-allocate tickets.

It's THE wing. It's next to the Melbourne bench and MCC.

WTF how can they allocate our section to Carlton when members pre sale doesn't finish before 2pm? Do they not know how long it takes to get in just to purchase tickets? It's only 10:40 ffs

My dog's [censored] have more integrity than the AFL and the Collingwood Football Club put together.

FYI it only worked on my app

M50 again God speed

I have 4 devices going 20 minutes and counting. A sick joke of a system

Thank goodness this is the last time we have to do this this year. No chance I am going to Brisbane next week, and we don't need to do this for the GF.

Waiting to get in on Ticketek be like

Or winning finals

Only if we can get the same lawyer on our payroll A Carlton player hasn't been suspended since 1976

Imagine a world where Kane fing Cornes doesn't exist!

It will lock you out after 10 minutes and you'll have to go back in that queue again No point trying to get in until 9:55 so if you do get in early you have 5 minutes to wait for members tickets to go on sale, and 5 minutes to finish buying the tickets.

Carlton has called their lawyer. Martin is odds on to get off.

FFS Hunter got suspended for trying to win the ball in dispute against Butters in the pouring rain, with the ball on the ground. He accidently collected Butters, who went on to have 900 touches, 11 goals and win them the game, and he still got suspended.

I would love for Greene to run through one of Collingwood's players and then watch their inbred fans have a total meltdown about it, while we tell them all to 'get over it, it's a footy act'. GWS with Bedford and Hogan winning the flag would be FAR better than Pies, Blues or Lions.

I really hope you are right, because I believed you last week and the hope killed me

A thought for poor Membrey and his family. Sounds like a very sad mental health episode that saw him miss their final. Wishing him all the very best.

They have to be some of the dumbest sub humans going around

And his poor fiancé who this week commemorated the death of her father at the hands of CTE

When you see this image and you read the pure trash in the media it makes you want to give up on this game.