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Very Jaded

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Everything posted by Very Jaded

  1. My hatred for Geelong has subsided with the rise of my pure unadulterated hate for the Pies. Geelong are insufferable, the Magpies are a dumpster of hellfire
  2. Good news about staying put in Adelaide, and I am sure our large brigade of SA boys will be especially happy with that. Good time to remind Petty how far away he is from his family in Adelaide too 🙃
  3. Their start proves to me once again that I was right all along, and they are a middle of the road side who snatched a flag via umpiring bias, AFL help, vile fans and a piece of [censored] thug who took out a key opponent in a final. They did not deserve that flag and nobody will ever convince me otherwise. There were at least 3 sides last year who were better and deserved that premiership more. Steven May, YOU WERE RIGHT!
  4. Knowing how intelligent the sub humans who support the Pies are, I’m sure they’re all going back to their jail cells tonight to write “sack McRae” on the inmate intranet
  5. It’ll never get less painful until, in 3 years time, I watch Steven May in his last game pre retirement, a grand final mind you, run from FB all the way to FF, to do an Entrecôte special on Maynard as the final siren blows and we walk away with a 100 point victory
  6. Eat a bag of [censored] Pies
  7. The last target Maynard hit was his opponent’s head … yes I broke my vow of never watching the Pies… I will watch them when they’re losing 👏🏼
  8. He can’t string two words together let alone spell SORRY 🙄
  9. Maynard must be sad he wasn’t involved in possibly ending someone else’s career 🙄
  10. I vowed that I will never watch Collingwood play again except when we play them. They are dead to me. I wish them nothing but misery for the rest of eternity.
  11. We have 2 games in 5 days coming up. In no world can Petty and Ben Brown play both those games. It makes sense to play Petty and sub him off for Ben Brown or vice versa. Also possible that JVR will do more rucking this week to help Gawn and keep him fresher and that means we can play both JVR and Ben Brown together.
  12. Sleep easy
  13. Surely not. I have a H&A membership and usually just turn up and sit to the right of our cheer squad. Never had an issue.
  14. Melbourne have been in his ear for about 4 years now, and he's often in the rooms with Gawn. How could you pass up the chance to learn from one of the all time great ruckman and play at the MCG in front of a big crowd for the club your father played for... when the alternative is playing for the Gold Coast Suns Would be shocked if he picked the academy route over the F/S.
  15. Kosi is definitely leaving Melbourne to go somewhere colder and further away from his family. I hear Trent is already packing his bags too 🙄
  16. This is an area that I think many supporters want to see improved, but few truly understand the value of. As someone who has been in product and brand management for almost two decades, the value of social media, communication and brand marketing in this day and age is enormous. Getting this area right will go a long way to sustained membership numbers and engagement in our club, especially for our younger demographic which IMO is poorly represented amongst our supporter base thanks to decades of poor on field performance. I look forward to seeing this area of our club improve not just our brand, but also the bottom line.
  17. It’s also his birthday today! 🥺 Fingers crossed it’s not the worst news.
  18. These Dogs have short memories. They obviously forgot what happened the last time they messed with Gawn
  19. It would clash with our navy jumper at night. Would need either a red on green variation or a light green variation.
  20. It will never happen because the AFLPA would argue it will increase injuries and decrease list sizes. And they’re right.
  21. How privileged we are to have 4 bonafide stars play for our club. Clarry, Trac, Gawn and May are in the top 1% of the league in their respective position. Pretty amazing, when you think back a decade ago when we would argue about our lack of A graders with only Jones getting close.
  22. PSA for commentators His name is KADE Chandler not Kyle! Likewise Jared Rivers hasn’t played for Melbourne in 10 years. Trent on the other hand…
  23. Yeah I’m really confused what their defense will be? Even tho no damage was caused, we know that potential to cause injury is a suspendable offense, and if flipping an opponent over and kicking them (when the ball isn’t even in play!) isn’t potentially risky, I’m Batman.

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