Jaded No More

Why is anyone putting themselves thru this match? Revolting

Which is why I suggest Trac hits Maynard, because there is no way the AFL will suspend a Brownlow fancy and good wholesome cook Christian Petracca.

Chin obviously pulled up fine with his knee? @WalkingCivilWar did you talk to Kalani to make sure he is going to nominate the Dees, and explain there will be hell to pay otherwise?

Port are the textbook definition of downhill skiers. Hate pressure.

The only nail biting part of the 2021 final against them was May going off with a hammy 😂

The umpire love fest for the Port mids is unique. They never ever get a HTB free against.

Yes I work in wholesale I’m well aware. Do not buy from them.

Keyes is what happens when you buy Fritsch off Temu 😂

There are only two Melbourne players who I reckon hold enough power to get off on the “good bloke” clause; Trac and Gawny.

Every single time. The absolute biggest spud. Hopefully Howes can nullify him.

Kossie needs to keep his nose clean. He has far too many suspensions to his name already. I've never seen Gawny go anyone in his entire career. Would pay good money to watch take Maynard down, and then get off at the tribunal for being the best guy ever.

I hate Carlton so much. But I hate Collingwood so much more!

He's lucky that he plays on the opposite end of the ground to May. Not so lucky that Viney is only a mere 50m away.

Would prefer to give Ben Brown another year, and have him play 3 serviceable games, than bring Lobb into our club. At least Ben Brown contributes to the club off the field, rather than just posting cringe worthy TikToks in his free time.

Moved to SA to be closer to family since his wife is ill. He won’t move to Victoria and fair enough.

Weather looking good, I am predicting at least 55k, but closer to 60k. Really no excuse, this is a top 4 clash against a long time rival.

Don’t get me started down this spiral of rage I hate the AFL with every fiber of my being. It’s just lucky I love Melbourne more than I hate the AFL.

The best pure defender in the game. I’ll fight anyone who says otherwise.

The way they argue just shows how much they care. I don’t like May having a go at the younger players, but he and Lever lead that backline and their passion and perfectionism is what makes them the best defensive duo in the league. They always want to get better and bring everyone else with them. Our backline has saved our [censored] so many times in the last few years. They are absolutely the hallmark of our team.

Well if the parent of the kid happens to read Demonland I hope they contact the DA or the club and tell them what happened. I’m sure both would be happy to organize another signed ball for the kid.

Two weeks ago Lever is in the wrong for flopping his head and Cameron gets off because he’s a good bloke. Higgins does the same thing, Aliir unfortunately is knocked out and he cops 3. Madness. Both actions deserve one week.

100% this

Dusty is great. He’s a really nice guy by all reports. That’s why I was shocked when I thought he told Fritta to F off. So out of character, considering he was chatting to May in the last quarter about playing golf 😂

We may well win another flag with this group, but nothing will ever top 2021 in terms of absolutely perfect football. It was pure magic.