Jaded No More

Why is time going so slowly??? 8 minutes...

Nervous... please please please work!

My partner is so happy I lost my voice on Friday and still can’t really talk. It’s so quiet he says.

Why bump this up? I nearly had a heart attack!

Greene is a filthy [censored] stain. That is all.

Haha you do know that’s meant to be Viney yes? I made the same mistake when it first went up.

Lucky poo hat. Make no changes. Do not jinx the poo.

I’m not having a dig at Kent at all. I’m just pointing out that his body is unreliable and it’s a big risk to take him into a final.

Needs to polish his ball use. Also needs to take out Issac Smith next week.

I honestly don’t trust Kent’s body. He is constantly injured. Imagine taking him into a game and he goes down again in the first few minutes. It’s too risky.

The love for that fat man baby Ablett from the commentators. What a joke. Yes he’s been a superstar but he was crap last night. He isn’t a champion everytime he lays a tackle. Seriously!

Our forward pressure was insane. We will go a long way to winning next week if we replicate that performance AND nail those scoring opportunities.

Finally watching the replay. First 15 minutes of the second quarter were absolutely dominated by us. We controlled the play but sadly missed way too many opportunities, some due to poor kicking and some due to rushing our kicks inside 50. If we cleaned this up we would have won by 10+ goals, such was our dominance.

Jetta is marvelous. He is just a rock. I never leave a game disappointed in how he’s played. I never worry when he’s in a one on one contest. I never fear he won’t go hard when it’s his turn. He is just the greatest.

When we stood tall in the first ten minutes and didn’t let the occasion overwhelm us. I knew we would win then.

I’m gonna watch the replay specifically so I can pause the TV and stare into those sad, angry Scott eyes. My god do I hate him!

Not a captain’s [censored] is Joel Selwood. Selfish self entitled little whining sook. M Massive error this one. Killed all their momentum. Hawkins losing his shot on goal as a result too, couldn’t have happened to a nicer [censored]. I couldn’t sleep and I feel hung over. Didn’t even drink. Worth it.

Tigers are getting Lynch for a reason. Big forwards win games and most importantly finals. Yes Tigers and Dogs did it with just one key forward, but it’s an anomaly in a game with a 160 year history. You need big forwards and we are lucky that all of ours are mobile. I was also so impressed with how Weids was rucking. Really gave us a good chop out and gives Max more time to float down back or rest forward. Everything is coming up Weideman!

Tyson and Spargo were our poorest performers but Tyson did break his arm like two weeks ago, so let’s keep that in mind. I think in highly contested finals he is important as he is very good at extracting the footy, and he allows us to rotate other mids between the Centre and the wing (eg- Brayshaw). I don’t think they’ll drop anyone. However if they did I would be tempted to drop Spargo, push Fritsch up forward and bring in Smith (Joel) or Hunt to play off half back. But it’s quite a big structural change and could be risky. Don’t mess with a winning formula I say. No change.

Just another lazy 30 for Oliver. Leading possession winner. First final. 21 years old. Whatever.

The pre match said to me everything I already suspected. We are a team. Geelong are a bunch of “look at me” egotistical douchbags.

Manzel had like 1 touch and then he smashed Ablett. Jetta is so underrated it’s a joke. Best small defender in the competition by a mile.

Finally home. I’m so emotionally drained. It hasn’t fully sunk in yet. I’m gonna enjoy the replay tomorrow. I must say Lewis was outstanding tonight. The man can play finals!

That is one of the best games I have ever seen from a 16 game forward. He is seriously good. What a game!

WE [censored] WON!!!! Suck a dick Geelong!