Jaded No More

No Fritsch no forwardline. He’s so good.

And Scully.

Why are we ALWAYS outnumbered down forward? Where’s the structure?

Scully is as appealing as Corona Virus

Tucked his arm in. Ball in play. Nothing to see here. Melbourne player. 5 weeks suspension.

Mooney just said a sore bruised foot. Precautionary won’t play in the second half. Scary scary stuff.

Not on the bench either. FFS!!! Hopefully it’s a corky and nothing foot related.

I’d say Salem in Hibbo out. We miss Salem’s kicking.

I reckon the ground and ball are slippery Hibbo is still finished.

Atrocious umpiring. But then what’s new?!

What in gods name is that free for???

Scully still managing to [censored] me off. Go away you rat.

He is getting it strapped. Everyone is smiling. He’s back on. Decease panicking.

Langdon is a 10/10 pick up. Love him. He is fast and he can kick. Already he’s 100 times better than anyone we’ve had on a wing in the past 4 years.

Why is no one on Tom Mitchell?

Lockhart has a bit of Petracca about him.

Vanders is rusty I love Langdon

Easier to get toilet paper than a goal in Melbourne

FML goal kicking is still [censored]

How did Milkshake miss that?

I’m definitely not taking it lightly and am cautious within reason. Would I travel to China now? No. Would I stock pile 1000 toilet paper rolls? Also no. People need to exercise caution and understand that even if they do contract it, the chances of them dying from the disease is very very low. Especially if they are young and healthy and have access to medical care like we do in Australia. All this virus has done is show us the extremely ugly and selfish society we live in. Where the poor, the isolated, the ill and disadvantaged are struggling to gain access to basic necessities, because Bob and Karen have stockpiled for doomsday. God help us if something really serious ever went down in our country. Edit- it’s not even just the disadvantaged either. I had an operation 5 weeks ago. Yesterday I had to go to 3 different chemists to find Neurofen. Something I actually need, that all these absolute morons have taken for themselves with no good reason. Lucky I have the means to travel around to find what I need.

The death rate amongst healthy young people is currently less than healthy young people who die from multitudes of other diseases.

Absolutely ridiculous! I’ve had family members from overseas have their flights cancelled due to the virus so they can’t make my wedding. The biggest joke is that corona virus is no more contagious or deadly than any other normal flu strain. People need to calm down. The panic is more dangerous than the disease itself!

Whats going on with Fritsch. Named again but I take it he didn’t play?

Look I know I’ve been in off season wedding planning hibernation, but I’m struggling to recognize half the team from the 3 minutes of vision I’ve watched