Jaded No More

Need another big knee to that fat wobbly thigh of Hawkins. Let’s go Mummy.

Hawkins and umpires can ensure Geelong make the grand final. Make no mistake about it.

GWS putrid down back. Worse up forward.

I swear to god can someone just hit Hawkins? I hate him with every fiber of my being.

Good support for GWS. Hope that means we get good support next week. Not much love for Geelong. Who can blame them.

Come on GWS. Exhaust them.

GWS was more dead than my Pfizer arm. But there’s a tiny heart beat.

Are GWS THAT bad, or are Geelong really good?

Yes just the most important part of footy isn’t going well. They can’t kick. Or take marks. No worries.

Their best player has only himself to blame. Their forwardline is a disgrace and he could make a massive difference.

GWS is embarrassing. Their forwardline is more abandoned than Melbourne after 9pm.

Ok GWS you’re done. Start smashing skulls. Thanks.

[censored] me GWS are putrid. Make it a contest at least. Jesus Christ.

The only thing he has going for himself is that he’s good to look at. It’s all downhill after that. This game is embarrassing on all levels. Mostly skills.

God I despise Hawkins.

We need to have a quiet chat to the AFL before we play Geelong next week. This umpiring bias is totally unacceptable

Great goal. We have a pulse.

Leon Cameron with all the inspiring personality of a wallpaper

You have options. We are stuck in lockdown, curfew has kicked in, and it’s pouring rain. WE HAVE NOTHING ELSE LEFT 😭

Infuriating. GWS horrible. Geelong disgusting. If we somehow lose to Geelong next week I am burning WA down.

Oliver’s poo would be BOG tonight.

Mumford is embarrassing.

Well you can be sure we will be playing Geelong and the umpires next week. Disgraceful.

GWS against our backline. Lol. Sadly won’t happen. This game is painful. I hope GWS start bashing skulls when they know the game is beyond them.

I’m on an alcohol ban this weekend. Lockdown is not good for my drinking. On the other hand, this game is not good for my sobriety.