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  1. Sculling bathwater.
  2. Nah, drove from Pakenham to Tooradin on a weekday. Was probably dealing with peak traffic time too. Maybe 4-5pm. And spent a few days a couple times recently doing the tourist stuff around the Geelong area. And that was summer holiday time, latest was New Years Eve. As I said, found it much nicer than the other side. Still a heap of people around but felt it'd be much quieter off peak.
  3. Fork 'em replied to Demonland's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Is Hurley still there? Their mids are small, get plenty of ball but do little damage. They've got a couple promising young talls. How quickly they come on will dictate how they go over the next couple years. And my Essendon analysis is on the strength of watching their one game against us. If they we're playing in my front yard I'd set my pig dog on 'em and then draw the curtains.
  4. Fork 'em replied to Demonland's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    And so they should. She's the best in the game IMO. Most those other fools still think they're in the 90's and tactically haven't bothered to keep up with the modern game. Living off their status as past players.
  5. Fork 'em replied to Demonland's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    And I've made it my mission in life to never let any essendon supporter I run across forget it.
  6. Fork 'em replied to Demonland's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    By Ellen do you mean Parish? I read Parish and thought .... Pfft.
  7. Fork 'em replied to Demonland's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Charged over for a stickybeak. Pretty boring in the grand scheme. Penny's dropped that they aren't as good as they thought they were. Corkheads that they are.
  8. Thought I'd go for a pleasant drive with the kids from Pakenham to Tooradin for Fish & Chips recently. What a sheetfight. Not the sleepy trafficless joint it used to be 30yrs ago. Outskirts of Geelong was far better though still too many people for my liking. I'll tell ya something else for nothin', it's all forked down there in Melbourne and surrounds. You poor rats living in it just don't realise.
  9. Fork 'em replied to Demonland's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    I'm so conflicted. Love that Essendon are getting done but hate that Geelong are winning.
  10. Fork 'em replied to Demonland's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    I feel the game plan revolves around stopping enough goals.
  11. Fork 'em replied to Demonland's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    And to be clear I know many posting here are diehards. But many are not. I'd love to attend more games but its a 700k round trip. And I've done that trip many times to watch us get flogged. Makes for a long drive home. Once I drove down for Garry Lyons 200th game against Collingwood. Got to the outskirts of town and heard on the radio that Lyon had pulled out. We then proceeded to get smacked. That really hurt. And I've accumulated many other tales since. Often with the poor kids in the car trying to light their Melbourne FC fire. Backfired on me that plan.
  12. Fork 'em replied to Demonland's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Yeah, covid maybe. Richmond only got about 9k there last night. But for the most part we're not a very rabid supporter base. Never have been. Not in my lifetime anyway.
  13. Fork 'em replied to Demonland's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Problem is we still don't turn up in numbers as shown last week. I feel for the players. Working their arzes off and we're cheering from home.
  14. Fork 'em replied to Demonland's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Well I don't want Mummy beating up on Jackson either. Jackson will jump over him a few times and Mummy will try to negate that the only way he knows how.
  15. Fork 'em replied to Demonland's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Must admit I was pretty sheepish when sprung. Also remember a richmond supporter sitting next to me spending the game ****canning us to the 2 women he was with. I leant over and said "Mate, you realise you follow forken Richmond, shut the fork up." Didn't hear a peep for the rest of the game.
  16. Fork 'em replied to Demonland's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Found myself singing along pre-game one time. The death stare I got from an old woman Melbourne supporter near me was priceless In my defence it was the theme song of the club I played for. Hadn't been to a live game for awhile and was pretty excited. We won by 10 goals.
  17. Prefer the Poms over those diving cheats Italy.
  18. Fork 'em replied to Demonland's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Riewoldt has been a sook his entire career. Not gonna change now. Might get $1000 and a slap on the wrist.
  19. Fork 'em replied to Demonland's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Yeah, quite happy they kept Essendon to 57pts. Showed they're far more concerned with defence than offence within the club.
  20. Fork 'em replied to Demonland's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Agree. Heard it a few weeks ago and just thought it would be embarrassing to sing.
  21. Fork 'em replied to Demonland's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Prefer to keep my money in my pocket. I don't know any rich gamblers. I know a few broke ones though. The AFL shoving it down our throats is a disgrace.
  22. Fork 'em replied to Demonland's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Hate every-one but Essendon the most. Want them to wallow around the bottom of the ladder forever.
  23. Fork 'em replied to Demonland's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Fork 'em - "Suck sheet Richmond"
  24. Fork 'em replied to Demonland's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Classic ?
  25. Fork 'em replied to Demonland's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Always was a Michelin man. Especially at Hawthorn.