Tarax Club

Yes can recommend the 'fresh air' and exercise at the nearby Queen Sirikit Park. You can hire bicycles and do the circuit.

Herald Chun(der) feed announces Robbie Williams as part of Grand Final 'entertainment' this morning. We'd much rather have the ghost of the great Don Williams personally grace the 'G at half-time. Speaking of Weed "pound for pound" would rather our #26 than the blues #1 in the faux-ruck. If a soufflé can rise twice, thrice, multiple times, Sam can do it. Careful observation by astute footy watchers has revealed despite the online 'fugazi', Weed did contribute manfully last round by playing a serviceable team orientated game. Rupert shell-shocked apparently has Roxy Music 'Siren' on high rotation this weekend.

And not a 'whipping boy' amongst them...

6 Adam Tomlinson 5 Mitch Brown 4 Luke Dunstan 3 Kade Chandler 2 Jake Melksham 1 Jayden Hunt Honourable mentions; Jacob Van Rooyen James Munro Riley Baldi Taj Woewodin Judd McVee Roan Steele Bailey Laurie Oscar Baker Jack Bell Adjudication; pass (just) Opposition hyperbole watch; Suns like Giants building up a surplus stock of draft picks that will wither for lack of opportunity. Given Suns 'VFL' side had a definite outnumber of AFL listed players over Casey. Broadcast; Commentator had an irritating fixation on Jake Melksham's "gloved right hand". Repeatedly mentioning it when Jake came into the play. Was he running a practice call for his audition to "Golden Gloves"? Overall Comment; Given the projection of the Casey Demons this season a number of unlisted players have the potential for promotion to the big league.

Mac Andrew looks at this stage of proceedings to be a speculative late draft pick with ‘potential’. Craig Cameron seemingly still takes a sneak peek at the demonworld boards. All that rampant hyperbole and an exclusive thread ‘appears’ to have swayed some of the draft order decision making. JVR alternatively is by nature a more natural footballer.

"Where is Vagg PM?"

6 Jack Viney 5 Luke Jackson 4 Jake Lever 3 Angus Brayshaw 2 Christian Pettacca 1 Clayton Oliver Honourable mentions; James Harmes James Jordan Kysaiah Pickett Toby Bedford Charlie Spargo Michael Hibberd Adjudication; Umpires were fair and without favour overall less is more. Broadcasters; Got the picture soon enough MFC were the story. Fox footy team astute and amusing. BT keep doing Macca’s JR do Dallas. Overall comment; Demons lead by Jack Viney emphatic victors.

joeboy - "accentuate the positive"

According to Luke (Jackson) Chapter 21 ( disposals) verse 9 (tackles). At the altar of the High Church of Australian Rules (the 'G) the Lion's cubs were feed to the Christians (Petracca et al). Who prior to the feasting were given a devil of time by that Demon incarnate (Jack Viney). Jake (Lever) in the guise of the Good Shepherd rounded up the strays. So end's tonight's lesson (learnings), hosanna's the Archdemon Simon. "It was a Goodwin".

The GOODNEWS? Deep in the 'snow' season post bye 'hump week'. Downhill skiers now report excellent conditions!

Last few weeks has seen the re-emergence of a new more virulent strain of MFCSS virus on Demonworld. Apparently it is that infectious it can be readily transmitted on-line. Symptoms include; Wild, unsubstantiated posts condemning players, coaches, former recruitment staff and ex-presidents. Outbursts of spiteful, 'ungentlemanly' behaviour between some posters. Rampant unbridled pessimism or overly optimistic optimism and increased propensity for gambling and consumption of alcohol. Will the site administrators declare a pandemic if the boys post-bye go down to the lions?

Common knowledge that Salem's a Christian and May's definitely a sinner but resurrecting Bowie puts the that last line of defence in the same league as JC.

6 Clayton Oliver 5 Angus Brayshaw 4 James Jordan 3 Jack Viney 2 Michael Hibberd 1 Neil Daniher Honourable mentions; Max Gawn Daniel Turner Harrison Petty Commentary; Big Freeze 8 +7 Footy - 7 Adjudication; Acceptable in ancient Rome Opposition hyperbole watch; Yank go pull your chain. Over comment; Giving it a rest

First goal kicker for filth was wearing CANARY YELLOW.

Positives????? Scoreboard says we are still ahead.

Owned the first 20 minutes plus let them back in late. Half-time reset it won't be easy, we can prevail. Do it Demons. Battle is Midway.

Dees warming to the task the longer the quarter went. Some good signs there. Maintain the efficiency, pressure and desire! BBB is backkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk! Jacko too! Turner great start.

As long as you stay clear of the OK corral!

Joining the the early birds this dry season morning. But we're not giving an ornithologist's cuss about the magpie resurgence. Time for a serious cull Demons.

Played with Nightcliff in the AFLNT local comp. Shows definite promise. Coached in the junior ranks by that doyen of local underage coaches the legendary 'Scotty'. Watching this space with interest.

6 Luke Dunstan 5 Jack Bell 4 James Munro 3 Trent Rivers 2 Toby Bedford 1 Bailey Laurie Honourable mentions; Basically the rest of the team in a very even overall performance. Commentary; Enjoyed the knowledgeable banter and good humour. Adjudication; Strictly black and white, umps seemed colour challenged. Overall Comment; Well coached , well drilled and too good

Uncle are you suggesting chaos theory applies here? A bear attempts a dump in the woods on Saturday, remains seriously constipated until Monday arvo. Desperate for 'release', arrives at the 'G' disguised as Eddy Everywhere in costume. Gate crashes the BIg Freeze 8 pre-game celebrations. Takes the slide hits the ice bath, the shock to the stretch receptors is too much and the [censored] hits the fan. Colonwood boys forming a guard of honour, loyally take the hit. Demons take the field to clean up the 'filth'.

WASN'T THAT A MURDER OF CROWS? BAD TIDINGS FOR MAGPIES! BULLY FOR THEM DEMONS

AFL Integrity Unit can now reveal who 'really' put the bite on.

Are the wheels really coming off? Meanwhile in a workshop near Albury.