Bitter but optimistic

"Septic tank". Cox demonstrates how appropriate that term is.

[censored] !!!! Umpiring is bull [censored] ! It is [censored] up the game !!

I was only a kid but I remember RDB .... It was a vastly different game then. For mine Robbie and Neitz were the greatest of former players but there are couple of today's Demons who may go on to top them for the 'greatest ever' accolade. We should revisit this topic in a few years.

As he gets older make sure he has his own easy chair I have had this chair nearly 50 years and 3 faithful mates have called it their spot

Mine too.

The Eagles played out of their skins - no doubt about that. That is common when a lesser ranked/younger/inexperienced team plays a contender. Sadly , we could not lift to match that effort. We are kidding ourselves. We are not contenders.

No need to panic folks. We will win this by 20 - 26 points

[censored] !!!! That Reid kid can play !!

De Gooey for the post game interview. That is an instant emetic right there.

[censored] if I know Maldon but there has been a couple of blatant ITB's that haven't even been commented on.

I am announcing that push in the back is officially dead and buried

Gold Coast getting a good run from the umps but the [censored] are taking their chances Good game so far.

A bunch of rough old sheilas in matching Jammies ! I'm swooning !!!!

Now don't go giving away secrets Deelightful !!!

No need to overcomplicate matters Red . [censored] !

Definitely no bestial activity at The Manor Demonstone !

Try these feckers from Ireland

I think dc's visits to that worthy establishment have a more carnivorous intent Red!

Thank you for that gem of cultural insight dc. And ... speaking of sacred sites. I note that your old hunting ground, the Borewood Tennis Club, is now in Glen Iris!! That must cut an old Borewoodian rather painfully .

Interesting article in this morning's Age. I am now nominating our own dc to mount a campaign to have Borewood renamed Ballyshannassy. I'll chip in 20 cents.

The bull [censored] continues.

Under certain circumstances - it can happen!

How can you get 5 weeks for a slur but the wet lettuce leaf slap for belting a guy?

You will have to share with the Manor’s ever alert attack dogs

The Manor's theatre is quite sophisticated Red and includes special service from my domestic staff. You , of course, would not be allowed into that sanctum. However, there is a decent telly in the barn.